i'm back home. andrea waited for me because she was waiting for me to make sure that they hadn't kidnapped me or anything. i... actually had fun. it was cheesy, but i... oddly fit in.
that scared me.
Judy Consultant took her daughters and me to Taco Bell afterwards, then to her house so one of the Judy, Jr's could finish their homework and go to bed. i got lots of fun free stuff that make my hands feel AMAZING. when i came in the front door i practically immediately yelled "OHMYGAWANDREA! COMETOTHEBATHROOMWITHMERIGHTNOW!!! YOUHAVEGOTTOFEEEEEEEEEEEEELTHIS!"
and it's hilarious because i walk in the door, and andrea says the same thought that had been going through my mind the whole facial: "uh. wow. they gave you... EYEBROWS! i... don't like them. they're scary."
those of you that have met me know that i'm a virtually hairless person by some freak of nature. i get asked frequently if i shave my forearms (i don't), i only have to shave my legs once a week, and hair in my armpit grows sparsly in approximately the radius of a quarter. i have never had to pluck my eyebrows, nor worry about facial hair. because my hair is currently an auburn color, when they were telling us how to do our eyebrows, they gave me an auburn shadow to do it with.
ermyeah. looks like i drew my eyebrows on with a paste made from milk and kool-aid.
what was even funnier is that they were doing one side of your face to show you how, then letting you do the other half. now, for a person that has NEVER done ANYTHING to her eyebrows.... at first, i looked like i was raising one eyebrow, and then just completely permanently... SURPRISED! eyebrows are tricky things, i tell you.
so, now filled with tacobelly goodness in my uh.. belly, i'm finding myself quite sleepy. since they put the fear of LIFE into me about my makeup, i must go wash it off (according to them, if you sleep in your makeup, it adds 7 days of aging for your face, 35 days of aging for under your eyes, which is why people wrinkle there first..), but geez, i don't want to get rid of this amazingly fantabulous SILKEN HANDS!