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Sep. 29th, 2004

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette
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you went to bed feeling
You began to dream aboutvtmneric
who wasrecieving oral from you
inthier bed
witha dong
which made youlimp/dry
but was interupted byoatmeal
who began toget very pissed off
You awokethinking:"WTF!!!!!?????"
and you hopethat dreams do come true
chance of that happening:: 62%
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i'm back home. andrea waited for me because she was waiting for me to make sure that they hadn't kidnapped me or anything. i... actually had fun. it was cheesy, but i... oddly fit in.

that scared me.

Judy Consultant took her daughters and me to Taco Bell afterwards, then to her house so one of the Judy, Jr's could finish their homework and go to bed. i got lots of fun free stuff that make my hands feel AMAZING. when i came in the front door i practically immediately yelled "OHMYGAWANDREA! COMETOTHEBATHROOMWITHMERIGHTNOW!!! YOUHAVEGOTTOFEEEEEEEEEEEEELTHIS!"

and it's hilarious because i walk in the door, and andrea says the same thought that had been going through my mind the whole facial: "uh. wow. they gave you... EYEBROWS! i... don't like them. they're scary."

those of you that have met me know that i'm a virtually hairless person by some freak of nature. i get asked frequently if i shave my forearms (i don't), i only have to shave my legs once a week, and hair in my armpit grows sparsly in approximately the radius of a quarter. i have never had to pluck my eyebrows, nor worry about facial hair. because my hair is currently an auburn color, when they were telling us how to do our eyebrows, they gave me an auburn shadow to do it with.

ermyeah. looks like i drew my eyebrows on with a paste made from milk and kool-aid.

what was even funnier is that they were doing one side of your face to show you how, then letting you do the other half. now, for a person that has NEVER done ANYTHING to her eyebrows.... at first, i looked like i was raising one eyebrow, and then just completely permanently... SURPRISED! eyebrows are tricky things, i tell you.

so, now filled with tacobelly goodness in my uh.. belly, i'm finding myself quite sleepy. since they put the fear of LIFE into me about my makeup, i must go wash it off (according to them, if you sleep in your makeup, it adds 7 days of aging for your face, 35 days of aging for under your eyes, which is why people wrinkle there first..), but geez, i don't want to get rid of this amazingly fantabulous SILKEN HANDS!

FEEEL MEEEEE!

Comments

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a_muse_d
Sep. 29th, 2004 08:21 am (UTC)
*grope grope*

hey, you asked for it ;)
aubkabob
Sep. 29th, 2004 05:34 pm (UTC)
every day. :D
ornotmajestic
Sep. 29th, 2004 12:08 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry, but you are wrong....there is NO such thing as "tacobelly goodness". If it came from Taco Bell, and I ate it, it means I'll develop this ring around my ass that is oddly the same shape as a toilet seat. You know, that skin impression left by sitting on it too long. *shudders*
aubkabob
Sep. 29th, 2004 05:34 pm (UTC)
actually, i think i'm paying for my steak quesadilla last night. *winces*
ornotmajestic
Sep. 29th, 2004 06:28 pm (UTC)
Taco Bell always gets its revenge. ALWAYS.
aubkabob
Sep. 29th, 2004 06:43 pm (UTC)
it rarely does with me.

now Muchos Gracias, on the other hand.... fire salsa in one end, fire salsa out the other...
ornotmajestic
Oct. 2nd, 2004 05:28 am (UTC)
Same with me and jalepeno poppers.
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 06:11 pm (UTC)
but they're so goooooooooooood.
ornotmajestic
Oct. 15th, 2004 05:22 am (UTC)
But they buuuuurrrrrnnnnn
carush_girl
Sep. 29th, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC)
[looks like i drew my eyebrows on with a paste made from milk and kool-aid] ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was so funny !!

[at first, i looked like i was raising one eyebrow, and then just completely permanently... SURPRISED! eyebrows are tricky things, i tell you.] HA HA HAHA HHAAA ......

so ok, I dont use to much makeup...
ummm this is what I have and only have.
*one lipstick (shade of mauvy red)
(uhhhh need to get a new lipstick, just cuz that one is getting ole')
*one eyeliner pencil (black)
*eye shadow (shade of violets which I cant find, havent seen it in months)
*powdered palette (which for the most part is for the shine on thee nose)
*vasaline lip therapy (cherry) (uhhh thats not exactly makeup is it?)
*eyelash curler (not makeup, but part of the makeup process)

thats it........



aubkabob
Sep. 29th, 2004 05:37 pm (UTC)
hee hee glad you liked the analogies :D

i usually wear eyemake up, which consists of liquid eyeliner (for the bold line look), eyeshadow (either a medium brown or a dark green, depending upon how awake my inner goth is that day..), and self curling mascara.

now that it's not 2387439287 degrees outside with 238947328% humidity, i'm beginning to wear foundation again, because i realize as i'm getting older that although i rarely get pimples anymore, the HORRID acne i had as a late teen/young adult wrecked major havoc on my skin, and it helps to even things out.

and lipstick is fun on occasion, usually something dark, if my inner goth is awake, or a plain medium brown one, if she isn't. i've always been really happy with my lips :D
carush_girl
Sep. 30th, 2004 05:14 pm (UTC)
ya know I still get pimples, I'll be lil' ole grey haired lady and still get those 'bitches' on my face.....
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 06:11 pm (UTC)
i do occasionally, but thankfully, *knock on wood*, when i get them, they're small and go away relatively quickly.

i remember seeing drew carey say that he was told that his acne would go away once he hit a certain age, and that all it freaking did was migrate to his ass. i certainly hope THAT isn't true.
scene_stealer
Sep. 29th, 2004 04:53 pm (UTC)
i learned in high school never to sleep in make up. it's bad for your skin in general and i heard it's not good for your eyes either. i have always tried to not sleep in make up unless i was somewhere i couldn't take it off. and anyway, if i ever do i still have to take it off the next day and my face feels gross for the rest of that day. it's hard most of the time after a really late night to make myself take it off, but it's definitely worth it for the next day.
aubkabob
Sep. 29th, 2004 05:40 pm (UTC)
i did a deep cleaning for the war paint i put on at the meeting last night, and my face feels freaking amazing this morning, so methinks i shall start to do that.

i really need to get an eyemakeup remover (and i refuse to pay $40 for a bottle of mary kay junk.) so that i'm not using harsh soap on my weak eye areas.

OMG. WHY AM I WORRIED ABOUT THIS?!? i sound like a girl. maybe it's the fact that my 30th birthday is impending.
scene_stealer
Sep. 29th, 2004 08:47 pm (UTC)
i use a cover girl remover and i don't think it costs too much. maybe around $5 or so. you can also get those wipes and altho they do work great, they can go quickly and so you end up putting out more money. i think the little bottles i buy last quite a long time since you really don't need to use much. and also, what i suggest to help make it last longer is take a tissue to your face BEFORE you use the remover. that way you get all the initial "loose" stuff like your eyeshadow and all you really have to take off is the little that's left.
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 06:06 pm (UTC)
ooh, great tip, thank you!

i think that after this collective payday (meaning after roomie gets paid on the 5th and i get paid on the 8th), we're planning a trip to Target, so i'll plan on picking up some then. we've both been dying for free weights and sports bras and stretch pants to help move us along in our exercise and weight regimen we've been working on. :D
scene_stealer
Oct. 4th, 2004 04:54 pm (UTC)
you're welcome, and good luck w/that!
aubkabob
Oct. 16th, 2004 05:25 am (UTC)
thank you! we ran out and bought weights and i used them strenuously the next day...

.. and not once since.
madmadhatter
Sep. 29th, 2004 05:50 pm (UTC)
HEE, oh my.

back when my mom was part of the marky kay thing i just loved to tease her with 'GET OUT WHILE YOU CAAAAAAN IT'S A PYRAMID SCHEME' but possibly even more amusing is one time one of the other people she knew through it practicaly gasped in horror at the dark circles around my eyes, tried to get me to try this stuff and was even more confused that i was pretty apathetic about having dark circles.

of course most people respond in horror when i say that six hours of sleep a night is plenty of sleep.
aubkabob
Sep. 29th, 2004 06:14 pm (UTC)
sometimes i only sleep 6 hours and automatically wake up, like today.

granted, i'm sleepy again and feel partially like i should go right back to bed, but yanno...
madmadhatter
Sep. 29th, 2004 06:30 pm (UTC)
same here. i'm pretty much "wired" at 6 hours of sleep unless i get really really really drunk. or sick.

sometimes a combination of the two.

aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 06:02 pm (UTC)
you know you had fun when it's as much of a party coming out of you, as it was going in.

actually, i haven't thrown up because of drunkenness in YEAAAARS, thankfully, even that horrible, embarassing time at greg's bday party last year.
madmadhatter
Oct. 2nd, 2004 08:45 pm (UTC)
lol true that.

actually, i can't remember the last time i spewed from drinking. which is probably good!
aditu
Sep. 30th, 2004 01:19 am (UTC)
:P My eyes already have nasty never-ever-going-to-go-away circles under them, and I don't wear any makeup at all!
aubkabob
May. 5th, 2005 06:11 am (UTC)
my eyes are starting to show that, too. it's frightening how suddenly ... OLD... i look some days.

old and tired.
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