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poopie.

doodie.

periods.

drooling on my pillow.

flatulence.

massive body odor.

i will talk about just about anything, given the chance. i think bodily functions are freaking hilarious, though i don't exactly love toilet humor. (hard to believe, i KNOW...) everyone has bodily functions, i don't know why they get so embarassed to talk about it. they DO make for good stories, afterall.

i drink beer. fou fou drinks are okay, every once in awhile, but i would MUCH rather have a cold beer, and/or shots. i don't need training wheels for my tequila. i can take it with a straight face.

okay, so the last part has nil to nothing to do with the first part, cept that i must go to brosely's to drink tequila.

*pets her liver lovingly*

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childishdreams
Oct. 2nd, 2004 04:21 am (UTC)
I can fart on command.
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 06:54 pm (UTC)
i'm so jealous!

i think.

i'm also sad that no matter how much i practice, i can't let out a growling belch like a man. they keep coming out rather petite.
jakeobs
Oct. 2nd, 2004 05:01 am (UTC)
Rim jobs?
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 06:56 pm (UTC)
okay. call me innocent here, but i'm trying to remember what the hell that is. is that around the head of the penis, or around the anus?
jakeobs
Oct. 2nd, 2004 10:18 pm (UTC)
The anus.
aubkabob
Oct. 16th, 2004 05:18 am (UTC)
gotcha.
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 07:00 pm (UTC)
oh, wait, i read your journal.

gotcha.
ornotmajestic
Oct. 2nd, 2004 05:37 am (UTC)
I love bodily functions. I have this "noise putty" that when you squeeze it makes fart noises. It's a huge hit at work. A group of us gather around (now understand, I'm 26 and the youngest) and play with it, giggling.

I always always always prefer a pitcher of beer and a bottle of tequila. I can do it straight, I just like the taste of lime and salt. Problem is, tequila makes me horny.
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 07:01 pm (UTC)
yup, i like the taste of lime and salt, too, and it makes for fun social gatherings in kitchens as you squeak away with one or two friends from the crowd to go do a shot really quick. ;)

and most alcohol has that effect on me.
ornotmajestic
Oct. 15th, 2004 05:21 am (UTC)
Or a quick shot or eight. :-D

Ok, I admit it...I'm an all around horny drunk no matter what I drink. I just didn't want to sound like an alcohol whore.
aubkabob
Oct. 16th, 2004 05:26 am (UTC)
LOL ;)

i had totally forgotten how INTENSE the feeling was for me when i drink cheap wine ;)
kimie
Oct. 2nd, 2004 05:41 am (UTC)
LOL, you'd so get along with us!!
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 07:03 pm (UTC)
hooray!

i mean, geesh. if you can't tell your friends about a gigantic volcanic pimple on your back, who CAN you tell?!?
heyitsheather
Oct. 2nd, 2004 01:30 pm (UTC)
sometimes when i'm feeling jealous of celebrity, i think of them having loose shits, and I feel better. :) oh, and shots are good. is it bad to drink them at 8 30am?
aubkabob
Oct. 10th, 2004 08:51 pm (UTC)
only if you hadn't been up since 830 am the previous day ;)

and whenever i would pin up posters of actors or musicians i idolized as a teen, mom would get angry and say 'they shit and fart and get the hershey squirts, just like the rest of us!'
a_muse_d
Oct. 2nd, 2004 06:28 pm (UTC)
i am the Master (Mistress?) of Burping. nary a male will NOT say "Sexy!" upon hearing my release of the noxious gasses (for the first, second, and sometimes even third times). ;D
aubkabob
Oct. 10th, 2004 08:54 pm (UTC)
hee hee. i've tried for years to get down a really good manly belch. i used to down insane quantities of pepsi in school in training for it, even.

no matter what, it generally comes out like a timid growl.
greenminions
Oct. 2nd, 2004 10:39 pm (UTC)
lol, no one is ever willing to admit that they drool in their sleep, that is more taboo than the others, at least with the people i know!
aubkabob
Oct. 10th, 2004 08:59 pm (UTC)
well IIIIII certainly do. and i know my brother has, too.

i think that's one reason why whenever i had a guy spend the night, i couldn't fall asleep for trying to keep repositioning myself so that i a) wouldn't drool all over, and b) wouldn't snore.
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