drooling on my pillow.
massive body odor.
i will talk about just about anything, given the chance. i think bodily functions are freaking hilarious, though i don't exactly love toilet humor. (hard to believe, i KNOW...) everyone has bodily functions, i don't know why they get so embarassed to talk about it. they DO make for good stories, afterall.
i drink beer. fou fou drinks are okay, every once in awhile, but i would MUCH rather have a cold beer, and/or shots. i don't need training wheels for my tequila. i can take it with a straight face.
okay, so the last part has nil to nothing to do with the first part, cept that i must go to brosely's to drink tequila.
*pets her liver lovingly*