I was just watching a comic talk about how he used to work at Burger King. so, for some reason, it motivated me to name the jobs i've held in my lifetime:

Longview School District Print Center (1 year)
Wendy's (1 year)
various jobs in job corps, including the student store, the gym cage, and the art room
Imaginarium in Minnesota (a toy store that specializes in learning toys)
Warner Bros. Studio Store in Minnesota (where i got to escort Tweety, of all people.)
United Airlines (reservationist) in Virginia (4 months)
Waitress at a Italian Restaurant also in Virginia (for 3 days)
Burger King in Arizona
Hollywood Video (complete with cumberbund, bowtie and dress shoes)
Wal*Mart
Bookkeeper and Head Leasing Agent at Northern Point Apartments
Assistant Manager of Palm Aire Apartments (ooh do i have stories!)
Head Leasing Agent at Maya Linda Apartments
Wal*Mart again (part time)
Karaoke Host
Receptionist at a Law Firm
I.C.E. Gallery as a Travel Agent for mainly cruises
Collections Agent (1 week. i realized i had a soul.)
Michaels in Washington
Office Max

and that's all. at least i can say i have a wide spectrum of background experience ;)