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Nov. 1st, 2004

i'm hungover.

i don't remember feeling drunk. i remember feeling sleepy, but whenever i tried articulating my thoughts, they came out jarbled and drooly.

i woke up this morning, looking like i had been to mardi gras last night: BRIGHT purple hair, smeared eyeliner from hell, black eyeboogers of doom, and glitter EVERYWHERE. i had put so much product in my hair last night, it was still Gaz-y when i woke up.

now that's a lot of product.

got married last night. it's custom here to have a Hallowedding. I got to be the bride, given away by brosely. I married a woman, Kat. it's also custom for them to go to the 'honeymoon suite' and make out for 15 min. instead, we went to the bathroom, and split the toilet paper bouquet i had because the bathroom was out. i discovered my pockets full of Nerds and Starburst that somehow found its way into my pocket (just call me Tasslehoff.)

speaking of. the only part of the dream i had last night that i can remember was that a bunch of us were stuck in this pyramid, and Tanis was leading us out. as everyone slept, i spoke to him, and he had said that he had almost gotten back some semblance of ordinary life, and talked of shopping for groceries with Laurana.

i giggled at him and said "hee hee. it's strange to think of what Tanis Half-Elven would buy at Costco!"

he replied "Hungry Man dinners, of course!"

i rather like my stark purple hair. i shall miss it when i have to dye it normal before work on wednesday.


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Nov. 1st, 2004 09:41 pm (UTC)
Nerds are a wonderful thing to find in your pocket :)
May. 12th, 2005 04:59 am (UTC)
me OW :)

I so need to catch me one of them nerds and keep one in my pocket :)
Nov. 2nd, 2004 12:21 am (UTC)
this made me smile after work had made me grumpy therefor you are declared most utterly awsome radical and deserve mega hugs.

the public demands photos. *abe simpson voice* phooooootooooosss
May. 12th, 2005 04:58 am (UTC)
awwwwwww, I always love mega hugs!!!

I still need to get my halloweenie pictures developed! maybe some day soon! i keep forgetting!

and it makes my world go round to know that i bring mirth to friends :)
May. 12th, 2005 02:59 pm (UTC)
suppa duppa mega hugs!! hehe, they are awesome.

yes! photos developed! i'll keep reminding as long as i remember.

good then. i'd say 90sumthin% of your entries bring the mirth! :)
Feb. 18th, 2006 07:14 pm (UTC)
aww, you flatter me so! :D

i've noticed a trend between my bestest friends here and i: we will get drunk, hug each other madly, and declare that it's so DUMB that it isn't more socially acceptible to hug random people more often... and then we sober up and see each other again and greet each other with a slightly raised hand and a 'hey.'
Feb. 19th, 2006 04:07 pm (UTC)
it's cause your the awesomeness of awesome :D

i KNOW, it's weird how that works out with drunken hugs and then just waves the next day.
Nov. 8th, 2006 02:52 am (UTC)
which is why i can't believe that beer can be ALL bad!
Nov. 9th, 2006 11:32 am (UTC)
I agree! if it was good enough for the pyramid builders it's good enough for me!
Nov. 2nd, 2004 12:48 am (UTC)
Hungry Man (Hungry Half-Elf?) dinners are pretty generous portions. I imagine he would need that for his adventuring. Or for his gettin' down with Laurana. Hehe, thanks for making me think of such things.
May. 12th, 2005 04:47 am (UTC)
no problem, i giggled heartily at rereading this, I had totally forgotten about that dream.

hee hee. hungry man.
Nov. 3rd, 2004 11:00 pm (UTC)
Jealousy is not a good thing. I wanted to marry you! You live too far away! You must move… now! lol *hugs & kisses*

Your most adoring fan,

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