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in looking for a random link in my journal, i came across this:

Actual subtitles used in Hong Kong films:

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

18. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

19. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

20. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

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(no subject) - cheezmuffn - Dec. 13th, 2004 01:27 am (UTC) - Expand
aubkabob
Jun. 12th, 2005 04:19 pm (UTC)
6 months later, i had to post a reference to it again, it made me laff.
girl_on_a_stick
Dec. 13th, 2004 01:28 am (UTC)
My favorite subtitle from a Kung Fu movie was:
"be careful not to arouse any trouble" I remember thinking that was either the best, or the worst translation ever.
aubkabob
Jun. 12th, 2005 04:20 pm (UTC)
hee hee arouse. such a fantastic word. i really should start using it in every day vocabulary - STAT.
lisaofdoom
Dec. 13th, 2004 01:44 am (UTC)
Wow, those are amazing. I wish I watched movies with subtitles like those. XD
aubkabob
Jun. 12th, 2005 04:20 pm (UTC)
makes me wanna run right out and get some, boy howdee!
talkingpotato
Dec. 13th, 2004 01:45 am (UTC)
HAHAAHAHAHA
Manhoods? you mean there's more than one???
aubkabob
Jun. 12th, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)
Re: HAHAAHAHAHA
i think the other one is located under the left armpit, which is what drives men to make farty noises from their with their hands.

says me.
talkingpotato
Jun. 12th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
Re: HAHAAHAHAHA
LOLOL the auditory armpit gland LOL
belenen
Dec. 13th, 2004 01:50 am (UTC)
oh my gosh that made me laugh so hard my head hurts (from lack of oxygen I guess). fuckinilarious! I'm gonna post it in my own journal. ;-)
aubkabob
Jun. 12th, 2005 04:22 pm (UTC)
hee hee fuckinilarious ;) that word itself is just... fuckinilarious!

you daring, lousy guy!
mr_cricket
Dec. 13th, 2004 03:42 am (UTC)
WAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! i think 1 and 7 are my favorite!

OH, and 11... and 18... AHHHAHAHAHAHA they're all good.
aubkabob
Jun. 12th, 2005 05:14 am (UTC)
LMAO! and it still makes me laff and laff. ha ha.. short rabbits...

omg. though i've posted this already 2ce in my journal in the 4 years i've been on lj, it makes me want to post it again.
some_person
Dec. 14th, 2004 06:33 am (UTC)
This made me giggle vociferously. I like #14 and 11 and 9 and 17 and... all of them.
see_anotherside
Dec. 17th, 2004 09:15 pm (UTC)
Hehehe... man. Too funny.
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