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so i dreamed i was a purple Froglok. a froglok, you see, that just happened to be one of the top three on The Apprentice! unfortnately, the jerk that is Donald Trump fired me, and i could only watch from the sidelines as everyone else that had been voted off previously could come in and vote on the final two, because, as we all know, Frogloks cannot vote. (i've seen bits and pieces of the apprentice RL, and i know it doesn't work that way, but it did in my dream...) so, dejected purple me went to my friend joe's family to help them prepare dinner. i was thankfully human again, though i kept almost cutting my finger off whenever i would chop these weird vegetables that were what would happen if a zuchini and a carrot loved each other very very much and had offspring, which they would harvest from their back door roof. some weird teenage boy wouldn't stop flirting with me and kept poking me with his butter knife, and it was everything i could do to not poke him in return: with my REAL knife. suddenly, i hear that there's some sort of excitement going on outside, so we all leave. i see the sky erupt in fire and blue.. colors on the horizon. everyone says that Whatever Airforce Base was just bombed heartily and that they would be coming for us next! so i try to run, but i can only stare in fear. suddenly, i see this box with the face of a blue lion come out of the explosion...i laugh and point at it and yell "OMG, IT'S A TRANSFORMER!" it transforms, and sadly, it has lost a leg in a previous battle. but he turns into an actual lion and lands in front of me, opening his little lion cockpit and telling me to get in, that i'm the Chosen One for the Blue Transformer. I somehow knew that my brother was automatically chosen, wherever he was, for the Red Transformer. So i clambored inside, put on my little helmet, and got my first flying lesson. it was terrifying, yet exhilarating (don't ask me why it couldn't pilot itself in that form...) so we raced off to an evil secret laboratory, where my transformer transformed into a little box that i put in my oversize purse, as i walked in and started poking around. the evil scientist snuck up behind me and did the thing with the whatever on the cloth that he puts over my mouth and i passed out, though as if through a camera, i saw him drag my body off as he cackled. i saw the other friends i came with wondering where i was and my Blue becoming greatly concerned. i remember seeing weird animals in cages, sort of like i was in the scene in FFVI with the espers in the laboratory, except there was a monkey.

and that's all i remember.

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fyer_eyes
Jan. 6th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC)
LOL
That was a pretty crazy dream there girlie girl ;)
aubkabob
Jul. 2nd, 2005 02:48 am (UTC)
i used to have weirdo dreams like that all the time, it makes me so sad that i don't any more.

come to think of it, i haven't been sleeping good lately. i wonder why that is?

one of my weirdest firstest dreams i could remember was that i was SO angry at tweety because he had learned how to survive the end of the world by living in a bowling ball that hovered inside of a chimney. instead, i had to clambor all over everything as these earthquakes kept catching up to me, over logs and out of holes that i would fall in, just to run and climb in a helicopter to try to live through it.

we ended up ditching the helicopters because we knew we would run out of gas, anyway, and ended up sitting on a pretty hill under a tree to watch the devestation catch up to us.

damn that tweety.
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aubkabob
Jul. 2nd, 2005 02:45 am (UTC)
and HOW!

i wonder what in the world i ate before bed, reading back on this!
aintesduck
Jan. 6th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
Bloody transformers... Can't get any rest with them trashing everything in sight.
aubkabob
Jul. 2nd, 2005 02:44 am (UTC)
their leader is jewish, yanno.
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aubkabob
Jul. 2nd, 2005 02:43 am (UTC)
reading back on it months later, it makes me quite sad that i don't have dreams like that more often, or all the time, even.

i really should start keeping a dream diary again.
roosterrider
Jan. 7th, 2005 12:05 am (UTC)
Thanks for the card love.
aubkabob
Jul. 2nd, 2005 02:42 am (UTC)
you're very welcome.

my eventual plan, as funny as it may be, is to do stuff like that all year round, not just for the holidays.

i say 'funny' because i OBVIOUSLY am behind on EVERYTHING in my flipping life.
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