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note turned into HR today:

"i would like to request march 17th through the 22nd off. i am turning 30 and need the time off in order to cope. i shall return to work, in my thirties, on march 23rd."

heck, since my birthday is on a saturday, why NOT take almost a week off?!?

health wise, i've been feeling like utter dookie. and not even the colorful, exciting dookie with the corn interlaced in it, just plain dookie. maybe even the dark dookie that you get occasionally that makes you wonder what in the WORLD you consum-..... okay, shutting up now.

at least about poo. health wise, i feel cucky, weak, sore, sick to my stomach, much like i'm teetering on the edge of either Utter Greatness or that the Dragon of Flu-ey Doom is going to swim up and grab me by the ears and sink me down into the Influenza Abyss.

mood wise? i'm doing good. quite good. my mother is getting better, physically and mentally, which has put me in beyond a wonderful mood. i really DO need to call my step dad and see how he's faring. my excuse is that when i get home, due to time differences, they may already be in bed, being that they're old and live in the midwest. yes, it's interlaced.

got $100 more than i thought i would on my paycheck. this also pleases me.

i also have the house to myself the entire weekend. i can dance and prance round in my underoos and sing into a hairbrush microphone all weekend, should it please me to do so. (durned it, why DON'T they make underoos for adults?!? i really should change the picture i have somewhere of me in my wonder woman underoos into an avatar. i mean really. but first i need to find it. at first, i typed 'burt furst'... i'm even slurring in my typing.)

it also seems that the more newbs that get hired at work, the more that management loves lil ol' me. rawk.


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Jan. 14th, 2005 01:16 am (UTC)
You're not so clever. Mmm-hmm.

Jan. 14th, 2005 01:34 am (UTC)
Jan. 14th, 2005 01:59 am (UTC)
Makeshift Underoo Recipe

White cotton panties
A computer with color printer
The internet
An iron
Iron-on printer paper

Use computer and internet to gather fun pictures. Print pictures out onto iron-on paper. Make sure any words are reversed prior to ironing. Iron pictures onto white cotton panties. Voila! Underoos.

Note: I have been forbidden to iron stuff onto my husband's tighy whities from now on. Mostly because I kept ironing kittens onto them.
Jun. 19th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC)
BAH HA HA HA!!!! EXcellent recipe, thank you!

and if i ever get a husband, i shall have to do the same, too ;)
Jan. 14th, 2005 02:29 am (UTC)
ugh. it sounds like the influenza monster is doing to you what it's doing to me.. trying to drag us down under the waves. damn you, monster, damn you!!!
Jun. 19th, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC)
maybe it's the season or something.. it seems like lately as soon as i get over something, something new pounces itself onto me. and i had thought that two years ago i had been getting constantly sick because of working two jobs and wearing myself down after months of no sleep.


silly immune systems.

*caff, caff*
Jan. 14th, 2005 03:21 am (UTC)
Blame this on Belenen
I know Jedibubbles in person, and I love her personality, so I thought I'd come by and check you out. O, but you're funny. :-D (Funny hehe, not funny haha.) Anywho, I'll probably be reading up on you till you get bored of weirdos you don't know reading your stuff. :) Chiao!

Jun. 19th, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)
Re: Blame this on Belenen
YAY! hee hee. i'm glad that you didn't immediately disown me because i never responded to this!!!

and i'm so eternally glad that you came over, even though bel said that jedi and i would get along better ;) (jedi never added me back *sniffle*)

i'm so happy i met you! you two girls have done freaking WONDERS for me, you have no idea! *HUGS AND SMOOTCHES*
Jan. 14th, 2005 03:24 am (UTC)
Holy shit!
You're going to be thirty?!?!?!?


Good luck.
Jun. 19th, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
Re: Holy shit!
har har har.

thanks ;)

30 wasn't nearly as bad as i thought it would be. for some reason, 25 was a TRILLION times worse. i remember racing out during happy hour one night at charlies across the street to wal*mart to grab tons of facial moisturizer and skin tightening products ;)

though, oddly, suddenly now that i'm 30, a ton of silver hairs have started showing up. a TON of them.

yay for hair dye. i think i was meant to be a red head, anyway ;)
Jan. 14th, 2005 03:52 am (UTC)
wow, you're old. ;) just kidding, i'm only a year or so younger.
feel better. *hug*
and i'm sorry i haven't been around much lately....
Jun. 19th, 2005 05:58 pm (UTC)
hee hee, i AM old, it's true ;) i think it's almost funny that i had virtually no grey hairs or wrinkles until i turned thirty.. and suddenly they're coming out of the freaking woodwork.


thank goodness God invented hair dye. oh, i should do that today, if i feel up to it. i have roots almost 2 inches long LOL
Jan. 14th, 2005 08:08 am (UTC)
LOL! Do fun stuff on your birthday! If you can't think of anything, fly into ATL and meet me! ;-)

I hate corn dookie -- it freaks me out at first, I'm like "what the hell is that and why was it in my body?!?!?!?!????" then I realize and get irritated.
Jun. 19th, 2005 05:59 pm (UTC)
ha ha, wouldn't YOU just poo purple twinkies if i knocked on your front door one day?

now that i don't eat corn or most grains, my poo is actually really normal looking (once my body got over the fact that i wasn't feeding it the junk i used to and started actually MOVING things again.)

not that you uh.. care.. but just so you um... know.
Jun. 20th, 2005 06:15 pm (UTC)
I HOPE I wouldn't poo purple twinkies! GROSS! That would totally distract from the awesomeness of meeting Aubrey for the first time!

Thank you so much for sharing about your feces, I feel all honored and shit now. heh heh ;-)
Oct. 30th, 2005 06:02 am (UTC)
no problem, luv! i'm always happy to share my biological functions!!

i've gotten SOOOOOO many compliments about my layout, by the way, thank you!
Nov. 13th, 2005 11:44 am (UTC)
yay! You're welcome!
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