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ya had to be there, but...

hilarity ensues when both you and your roommate are brain dead from cold germs, croaking at each other across the room like two teenage luv toads.

i can't remember what she was saying to me, but i was looking up pizza Speh-shals online (so that i could kick off my two day in a row weekend on the RIGHT *cough* healthy foot... and not have to cook..), and i exclaimed loudly "wit dis one, you buy one pizza and you get a feetsa PEEEEEE!", for some reason, drawing out the word 'peeee' loudly and longly, because it was SUCH A GREAT DEAL!!!

okay, you don't get a feetsa peee, you get a free PIZZA. so that's the deal we went with.

a lady came through my line today, buying a package of one ink pen. i asked her if she would like a bag of those. silly prepositions. of.... for.... all the same. but both of us giggled spectacularly, cracking jokes about it until at the end, we erupted in outright gaffaws as she put in a bag o HERS (her purse.)

okay, fine, you had to be there.

twoooo daaaays off. and in a ROW. it's like i'm on vacation.

i really really and truly need to get some recent photos of me. i mean, really. in the meantime, i think i shall toss up my old sugar and spice thangie that nikkiegirl made for me oh so many moons ago.

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jenniffer
Jan. 19th, 2005 01:06 am (UTC)
erm....might I say....that you're crazy?

I reverse what I'm saying all the time....

stuff like "run tight here" instead of "turn right here"

or the classic...

"Please pass the salt and shecker peppers."
aubkabob
Jun. 29th, 2005 03:58 pm (UTC)
ha ha ha! shecker peppers.

i miss you! i should come play soon, before my account expires on the 3rd or so! i popped my head in last night for the first time in about a month into my guild, there was SO much drama flying around, i ended up yelling at new recruits and logging with a MASSIVE headache.
jenniffer
Jun. 29th, 2005 04:16 pm (UTC)
I'll be playing a little bit today...to check out the new update...but I really should be focusing on homework...
aubkabob
Feb. 17th, 2006 07:03 pm (UTC)
part of me still so wishes i could/would move all my higher characters over (my 63 epic'ed cleric, my 57 paladin, my 56 beastlass), but i don't think i would be enjoying it nearly as much, reexperiencing everything for the first time, and actually providing everything for myself, compared to the others where i was given practically everything and powerleveled.

and doing everything yourself is so rare these days, now that everyone and their grandpa joe are supah ubah.
jenniffer
Feb. 17th, 2006 09:06 pm (UTC)
Yeah, when you come back, we'll start at the beginning together and pretend we're newbies.
aubkabob
Nov. 8th, 2006 02:19 am (UTC)
aww, that would be so much fun!
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aubkabob
Jun. 29th, 2005 03:49 pm (UTC)
i SO read that as 'a rot'. i was offended for a nanosecond.

actually, not offended, really, just confused enough to almost smell my armpits.
nothinganything
Jan. 19th, 2005 07:38 am (UTC)
Oh no - the inside jokes totally translate. "A bag of these" is totally part of pop culture now.
aubkabob
Jun. 29th, 2005 03:48 pm (UTC)
comments like this is why i heart you so.

i almost passed coffee through my nose AND eyes.
secret_ninja
Jan. 19th, 2005 08:10 am (UTC)
I take some pictures of yous.. Come hang out you...
aubkabob
Jun. 29th, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC)
i definitely want to. i have a 4 day weekend over the 4th, maybe around then?

yay for payday!
secret_ninja
Jun. 29th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
How about Sunday, I can pick you up. Orrrrrr...come to Becca's b-day party on the 2nd, you remember becca right? I can take you there Saturday night.
jakeobs
Jan. 19th, 2005 08:55 am (UTC)
God damn, you're cute.
aubkabob
Jun. 22nd, 2005 04:28 pm (UTC)
*blush*

and now getting back down to a humane weight instead of all the excess junk i put on during depression/move up here (70 lbs in a year? so not healthy.), and my hair is not so boyish anymore, i'm starting to FEEL better, too.

*werks it*
madmadhatter
Jan. 19th, 2005 11:49 am (UTC)
So got the preposition confusion, may way with words is similar.
aubkabob
Jun. 22nd, 2005 04:25 pm (UTC)
ha ha i forgot about the pen lady. i love it when i have good comedic relief days at work. i was telling my roommate that i have some days where everyone is going through people's lines like automatons and at least half of my customers will erupt into laughter, getting everyone else's attention.

and on the REALLY good days, my ego is stroked when other workers say ''i can help you over here!' and they reply 'no, i'm fine in this line, thanks!'

yes, i am here to make your office supply shopping enjoyable, thanks.
madmadhatter
Jun. 22nd, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC)
That's awesome. I've never get the "oh they get paid to do it so treat them like shit" attitude. It's bullocks wankery +9!
aubkabob
Feb. 21st, 2006 03:29 am (UTC)
a great stat when you're fighting Orcs, but not so great when playing Retail E'spress.
madmadhatter
Feb. 25th, 2006 01:48 am (UTC)
hardly suprising, Orcs lurv the bullocks! egaads, i may end up riding back on the Retail E'spress my self. i needs one em jorb things.
aubkabob
Nov. 23rd, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
silly how that works. i came to the realization this last week that yes, i'm out of college funds until january, which means yes, i need to work more again.

bah.
madmadhatter
Nov. 23rd, 2006 10:53 am (UTC)
egads, i just need to work. how is the work market down there? if one out of a hundred is hired it may be beter then here
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