oh, immune system! why hast thou forsaken me?!?!?
it wouldn't be so bad, if it didn't interfere with my ability to THINK. guh. and since i missed two days of work last week, it wouldn't be lucrative to miss any this week. course, i don't want to go to work and be yelled at later for getting everyone sick. maybe i'll go in.... yeah! maybe i'll go in, and they'll see how MISERABLE i am and fear my contagiousness, and then send me HOME!
bah. and monkeys might fly out of my butt.
in the meantime, do this to keep you occupied: