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i lift a lot at work. I R strong. i do customer carry outs all the time for desks, office chairs, paper cases, bookcases, etc.

if it's made me realize anything, it's this:

lifting would be SO much easier if i could have snap-on boobs.

set them on the shelf... do my carryout... come back in and don them again. easy peasy!

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jaddziadax
Feb. 2nd, 2005 09:10 am (UTC)
hahahahahaa i know the feeling!
aubkabob
Feb. 2nd, 2005 09:12 am (UTC)
i've never been *cough* lacking in the breasteses department. it makes it so much more difficult to carry gigantos cases of paper and such things.

not to mention during times like these (a day or two before the onslaught of Aunt Redna), that they're so freaking TENDER that the very last thing on earth i want to do is to rest a 50 lb. weight on the things.
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lucky_panda
Feb. 2nd, 2005 09:23 am (UTC)
Life would be easier with snap-on boobs
aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 11:41 am (UTC)
very much so. i may actually run more often.
bigstusexy
Feb. 2nd, 2005 09:29 am (UTC)
"SO much easier if i could have snap-on boobs."

LOL that is soo funny then I could just see parts snapping on and of like Mr potatoe head. I'm going to stop right there before I say/ask something wrong!


Where do you work some office supply store like Office max or Depo?
aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 11:42 am (UTC)
hee hee or be like those commercials they've been playing lately where people find love handles near the stairwell? or maybe those are a regional thing. can't remember.

i work at officemax. good guess :D
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talkingpotato
Feb. 2nd, 2005 09:33 am (UTC)
velcro possibly?
That would be nice to have the best of both worlds.
aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 12:13 pm (UTC)
Re: velcro possibly?
yes.

velcro definitely. as long as it didn't itch. a zipper would be too unsightly.
golden_lotus
Feb. 2nd, 2005 09:44 am (UTC)
you'd set them on a self and some pervert dude would totally steal them.
aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 11:43 am (UTC)
it's TRUE!

or maybe they could be an easy fold up sort of thing, to where you could deflate them and stick them in your pocket, or fold them up and stuff them in your back pockets... it would be a pain to have to run back to your locker all the time to put them on/take them off! i mean, you wouldn't want to leave them off the ENTIRE shift!
jimmys_hot
Feb. 2nd, 2005 10:25 am (UTC)
hahaha, i was having a crappy day, but after reading that i feel much better now, thank you:)
aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 11:43 am (UTC)
hee hee hee. happy that i could help :)
belenen
Feb. 2nd, 2005 10:55 am (UTC)
LOL!
(and a lot of things would be more comfortable, too)
aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 11:44 am (UTC)
like running! and and and, you could take them off to sleep, especially around the time that you're set to get your menses and it feels like someoene removed them anyway and replaced them with bowling balls that someone has used as a punching bag!
wallbrat
Feb. 2nd, 2005 12:16 pm (UTC)
*laughing* Having done carry outs I can kind of see that.

aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 11:45 am (UTC)
yes.

thankfully (thankfully?!?) God hath also blessed me with good birthing hips, so if all else fails, i can carry things sort of twisted with it resting on my hip instead.

not exactly the best on the back, but a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
jecook
Feb. 2nd, 2005 03:55 pm (UTC)
::dies laughing::

aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 11:46 am (UTC)
hey! i'd like to see YOU carry out large things while having uh.. large things attached to the front of you!
inisfair
Feb. 2nd, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
I caution you to think of how often they would be "misplaced"
aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 11:47 am (UTC)
LOL and imagine having to call into work late because you can only find one of them!
ex_alariya46
Feb. 2nd, 2005 07:05 pm (UTC)
I always thought the Amazons had the right idea... thought the permanent detachment thing was probably a bit much. I always waver between hating the damned things and thinking they're wonderful weapons. They do get me out of changing my own tires, so hey, at least they're worth something! ;)

Teehee, maybe I'll just send ya some duck tape and a white undershirt so you can play the 'female twin playing the part of the male twin from necessity'... and some tylenol. ;)
aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 11:48 am (UTC)
hee hee.. back when i would frequent a karaoke bar, i loveded them because i was poor and needed free drinks ;)

hee hee, i DO have the short hair to pull off a guy... or, at least i DID. its' a bit long for that now!
kimberlychapman
Feb. 2nd, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)
Absolutely. Mine are in the way rather often!
aubkabob
Feb. 4th, 2005 11:49 am (UTC)
or maybe instead of snap on boobs, you could have a compartment in your chest that can 'inhale' them until the need to have them out of the way passes....

hrm.
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