1) CLOWNS (especially when they sweat and their makeup melts off *violent shudder*)
2) CLAYMATION (it all started with the California Raisins...)
3) DOLLS, NAMELY MARIONETTES (i think i've watched too many horror stories)
4) MONKEYS (they look like creepy little old hairy men. not cute at ALL.)
5) MICHAEL JACKSON. (i can't even look at a picture of the guy. it's just. not. natural.)
