i'm tired. i was worthless at work yesterday, though i .. okay, for only the last half. i hope i'm more.. energetic today. since i dont work until 4 tomorrow, i can drink coffee til the sun don't shine.
watched Saved! last night. busted one nut laughing. or would have if i could have. too bad i don't have any nuts to bust. after it was over, i frantically searched the internets for a picture to make into an eljay icon with mandy moore freaking out at the base of the headless Jesus. no such luck.
i dreamed i was dancing with Johnathon and telling him how sorry i was that his show was cancelled. then i was immediately angry and jealous because my coworker susan wanted to steal him from me, and that he would only be with me if i got rid of EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD. i had a quest, damnit!
i also need to do something about this horrible dry winter skin. grah. at least it's on my legs instead of my hands, like most peoples. my hands are still as smooth and soft as a baby's bum.
which reminds me of the conversation with pattie during the store meeting:
me: "i remember two meetings ago when kristen, during a quiet intense part of the meeting, slipped out of her chair and fell on her bum."
pattie: "hee hee hee. did you say that she has a 'bum' because she's from australia?"
me: "hee hee hee. yes. otherwise it would have been a butt."
pattie SO needs to come hang out more often. i keep telling her she needs an lj, but she just isn't going for it.