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i'm a shell of empty thoughts....

i come home from work and am all sorts of confused....

... the door is unlocked, and the house is dark....

... no one answers my "hullOOOO?"...

maybe they went to the store. they had said something about a sangria party at tefen's, but i thought they were going later, and that i had an invite. i can't forsee them doing anything for very long and actually leaving the door unlocked, especially since our wacky neighbors seem to have the uncanny desire to just walk in unannounced to our livingrooms... to look at us in horror as they've realized they have The Wrong Place.

... there's food on the stove in a pan...

is it leftovers for me?

i always have a tremulous fear of accidentally eating or doing something horrid.

not that they would kick me out of the house for eating leftover pasta.

so am i by myself for the evening? is anyone coming home? should i order pizza?

i'm so confused.

and i've just realized that i haven't peed once since LONG before i left for work today.

even after drinking two sodas and a big gulp.

could my uterus be preparing itself to pounce on me to eat me alive?

perhaps.

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bigstusexy
Mar. 27th, 2005 06:31 am (UTC)
LOL at the last part there, the funny thing is that I'm sleepy and my mind is in imagination mode, thats a funny sight right there.

Have a goodnight.
aubkabob
Mar. 30th, 2005 10:05 pm (UTC)
hee hee happy to oblige :)
tefen
Mar. 27th, 2005 08:04 am (UTC)
They were here! They just left.

I'm sorry you didn't get to come, shhh, sushi party next week, I think.
aubkabob
Mar. 30th, 2005 10:05 pm (UTC)
hooraaaaaaaaaay for sushi! woot!
a_muse_d
Mar. 27th, 2005 09:38 am (UTC)
it was just that kind of night.
aubkabob
Mar. 30th, 2005 10:04 pm (UTC)
agreed.

and i think i've made up for it in the last few days, i feel like i have the bladder capacity of a worm.

do worms HAVE bladders?

hrm.
colonelpanic
Mar. 28th, 2005 01:12 am (UTC)
Sounds like the start of a videogame - arriving home, door unlocked, food on the oven, and a strange, overpowering silence. For PS2: "Fury of Shadow House: Sizzling Hot Girl On Quest", rated M for Mature. By Marks!
aubkabob
Mar. 30th, 2005 10:02 pm (UTC)
LOL yup ;) or to find that i'm really at the end of a long line of heroes meant to wield a family heirloom of a sword and defeat all that is evil magic!
belenen
Mar. 29th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC)
and i've just realized that i haven't peed once since LONG before i left for work today... even after drinking two sodas and a big gulp. could my uterus be preparing itself to pounce on me to eat me alive?

Don't you mean bladder? I don't think your uterus cares how much you drink or pee. ;-)
aubkabob
Jul. 21st, 2005 05:39 pm (UTC)
hee hee, i had meant that my body was bloating itself and soaking up all of the liquids as my uterus was preparing itself to bleed.
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