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it's safe falling in the glass...

i love it when you sneeze repeatedly, eventually building up to a ginormous sneeze which launches a gigantic chunk of nasal afterbirth through your mouth to sit on your keyboard and taunt you.

mmmm, tasty.

home again in excrutiating pain. i have tomorrow off of work naturally, so hopefully between the two days, i'll be feeling at least good enough to go to work... maybe i'll go to a chiropractor after i get paid on friday. egads, i need to do SOMEthing.

it's times like these i wish i had a real good live in boyfriend, an industrial model of a boyfriend, that would pamper me through my hurts and massage the hell out of my neck, back, and shoulder.

*le sigh*

funny how i pretty much only crave commitment whenever i'm sick or hurting.

when i called in sick to work today, i spoke to Store Manager Rick again:

aubrey: hey rick. this is aubrey with her torn shoulder.
rick: heh heh, so you're staying out of work then again?
aubrey: something like that.
rick: are you going to come back and throw some baseballs around? or play basketball?
aubrey: *sleepy giggles* well, i WAS planning on single handedly rearranging all the furniture and putting all the biggest desks on the top shelf with only my left hand!
rick: hee hee, that will work, too!

usually rick is... well, he shows about as much emotion as, say... Spock, or Teal'c, or or.. *insert any other emotionless icon here* i felt horrid having to call in yet again, although in all fairness, it was VERY early... but he made me feel better.

i love it that he adores me as a worker :)

aaaaaaaaanyhoo.

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templa_abaddon
Apr. 5th, 2005 09:27 pm (UTC)
I had a boyfriend who absolutely loved sneezing...he said sneezes are like orgasms of the nose. Makes me giggle every time I have a good sneeze :)
baryon
Apr. 6th, 2005 03:40 am (UTC)
I love your icon. Is that your cat?
aubkabob
Aug. 25th, 2005 06:01 pm (UTC)
it never bothers me unless i'm driving around a corner. then it kind of freaks me out, since i sneeze so many times!
nothinganything
Apr. 5th, 2005 09:28 pm (UTC)
Gaw. Get better soon, Aubs. Try not to focus on the burning pain that's tearing your mind apart.
Instead, think of bunnies tearing your mind apart.
And do get well :(
The "people with two good arms" club misses you.
jenniffer
Apr. 6th, 2005 12:02 am (UTC)
Yes, because bunnies tearing your mind apart wouldn't hurt so much. Cause they're cute....hehe
aubkabob
Aug. 24th, 2005 12:47 am (UTC)
ha ha such a visual of drooling from cuteness overload as my brain is eaten by baby bunnies.

could they be babies? something tells me that it would be much painless that way..
aubkabob
Aug. 25th, 2005 03:45 am (UTC)
hee hee hee.

i wonder if i have a back tumor, as it keeps seeming to recur, though in different intensities.

I HAVE BACK CANCER!
nothinganything
Aug. 25th, 2005 03:46 am (UTC)
BACK CANDY?! YAAAAY!
aubkabob
Sep. 7th, 2006 04:32 am (UTC)
lick it.
o0akg0o
Apr. 5th, 2005 09:32 pm (UTC)
>>funny how i pretty much only crave commitment whenever i'm sick or hurting.<<

i seem to crave male attn when hung over ;)
aubkabob
Aug. 25th, 2005 03:52 am (UTC)
ha ha, that's funny. that's when i like to be touched least!

cept this time when my back is hurting. hooey, i'm not craving babying or cuddling or male attention at ALL. i just want handfuls of pills.

MAKE IT STOP.
fyer_eyes
Apr. 5th, 2005 09:35 pm (UTC)
LOL
Thanks for the visual sweety
EWE I hate LOOGIES
aubkabob
Aug. 22nd, 2005 06:02 pm (UTC)
no problem, i live for them!

snot i can handle, but i can't handle spit at ALL. seriously. cleaning up a lovely pile of cat vomit this morning, i almost threw up myself, it looked so spit like.
dolmadez
Apr. 5th, 2005 09:56 pm (UTC)
"Have you seen these toilets!? They're GINORMOUS!"
-- elf
aubkabob
Aug. 12th, 2005 07:20 pm (UTC)
i keep meaning to watch that movie. i started to watch it once, but then the roommates came home and was upset and weirded out by a Christmas movie on tv in july, so i turned it off...
sweet_tiffany82
Apr. 6th, 2005 12:20 am (UTC)
ive been sneezing alot too. pollen count must be high or something. have u ever sneezed so hard that ur neck hurt?lol.i have

hope u feel better

i wish i had a bf myself haha
aubkabob
Aug. 25th, 2005 06:26 am (UTC)
ha ha, not sure about the neck, but i'm certain it's happened, with my allergic past! i know that on many times, i've sneezed so much my abs hurt the next day!
thomsirveaux
Apr. 6th, 2005 03:27 am (UTC)
Nasal. Afterbirth.

Gross.

I've never heard it phrased like that, but I know of what you speak.
aubkabob
Aug. 25th, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
you can almost see the lifeform squiggling around in it.

HA!
baryon
Apr. 6th, 2005 03:44 am (UTC)
I am sorry that you are in such pain. I hope you find a competent chiropractor who will fix you up.
aubkabob
Jul. 21st, 2005 05:12 pm (UTC)
i need to marry me one of them doctors!

i remember seeing chiropractors in my mid twenties and them all telling me that if i didn't seek constant chiropractic attention that my back would be so bad that i would be disabled by age 35. something else i'm planning on doing to become proactive in back health is to take up yoga massively once i drop a few more pounds and can bend a bit easier. i hear it's amazing stuff. (used to do it years ago, but never massively actively.)
belenen
Apr. 6th, 2005 07:41 pm (UTC)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nasty.
aubkabob
Jul. 22nd, 2005 06:13 pm (UTC)
tastay.
liv4jesus
Apr. 6th, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC)
Hey Aubs, i found this quizzie and i thought of you (and your icon)


You are







aubkabob
Aug. 24th, 2005 07:19 pm (UTC)
BAH HA HA! that's fanfreepingtastic!!!

i love how people always associate bodily functions with me ;)
liv4jesus
Aug. 24th, 2005 08:58 pm (UTC)
i wouldn't if it weren't for your little icon..... she cracks me up
dive01265
Apr. 7th, 2005 06:34 pm (UTC)
Hope you feel better! Yeah, I understand that wanting a boyfriend thing. I wish I had a "normal" relationship with my "secret boyfriend" 'cause this sneaking around sucks!
aubkabob
Jul. 24th, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
egads, that would be horrible. though, sometimes i think that the next relationship i get into with a boy, that i may want to hide it from my brother because he is VERY protective of me.
dive01265
Jul. 24th, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I know what you mean, my brother is protective too!
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