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Apr. 18th, 2005

So I promised you all that I would tell the fantastic story about last night with the exercise ball.

We arrive to the apartment, and get a mini tour. In Daniel's bedroom, there was a big, blue exercise ball. Andrea asked what it was for or why he had it or something, I dunno, I walked in at the hind end of the conversation. All I hear is..

Daniel: I got it when I was going through physical therapy after my car accident.
Andrea: You got it when you got gonorrhea? I'm sorry, that's all I heard.
Daniel: Yes. The big blue ball helps gonorrhea TREMENDOUSLY.

Other quotes from the evening, and I'm sure you would have to be there for it to have been funny, but...

Jessie: *making pecan pie* I just sprinkle them on top, right?
Andrea: no, you mix them in, they float to the top.
Jessie: they... do? Are you sure?
Andrea: yes, because they're LESSSSS DENNNNSE!
Jessie: *pause* Are you calling me STUPID?

Andrea: Can I have a glass of *gestures wildly at cupboard* glass?
*everyone giggles*
Andrea: Yes. Full of just shards, thank you.

There were others that I can't think of atm, Jess just called from The Arnada and is coming to pick me up.... he PLANS on throwing me on stage, but I told him I wouldn't go... I've played my guitar maybe like a MONTH ago, and I'm not about to start practicing in front of a freaking FULL BAR. Mebbe next week.

Anyhoo. The prize moment of the evening last night... Andrea was dinking on the exercise ball and trying to figure out how to use it. She said "I need to pee!" I replied "good, get out of the way, let me show you how it's done..."

I promptly threw myself down onto the ball and walked forward until my legs were fully extended to it... attempted to do a push up... and my arms immediately turned to wet noodles. I fell face first on the floor and skidded forward on the carpet, my legs akimbo and flailing as I tried to get up. I finally gave up and lay face first on the carpet, laughing so hard that I practically choked on my tears as Andrea tried to remove the ball from under and between my legs - but it was stuck. So Andrea had to get OVER me, she just said, trying to get over me without peeing on me, she was laughing so hard.

And Jessie had his back turned for the whole thing, only to turn around and see me on the carpet, legs at crazy angles, and me crying.

I think I have a rug burn on my chin, and I pulled a muscle in my right arm.

Go me.

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pentomino
Apr. 19th, 2005 05:45 am (UTC)
The big blue ball works best if you caught gonorrhea from a tractor.
aubkabob
Aug. 25th, 2005 04:34 am (UTC)
BAH HA HA! noted!

unfortunately, the big blue ball came to temporarily stay at our house, and the cat.. well, she liked to sleep on it, and we came home to it... well, let's say it was considerably smaller than it was when we had left.
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aubkabob
Apr. 19th, 2005 06:10 am (UTC)
no problem, luv, I'm happy I brought a little mirth, I know you've been stressed lately! *hugs*

I had thought to put in there somewhere that my body was shaped like the letter 'C', bent backwards, but I couldn't figure out the best way to put it so...
aubkabob
Aug. 24th, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
hee hee, no problem, hun. it saddens me to think that andrea and i's hilarity duo will be broken when she moves, although it will just be to the other side of town (and vancouver isn't THAT big...)

i guess that people don't hang out as much whenever the convenience factor is suddenly missing (i.e. she can't turn to me at her desk right here and say "so, whatcha doin?")
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aubkabob
Aug. 24th, 2005 09:13 pm (UTC)
thank you! it makes me sad that andrea is moving, because now we won't have nearly the same amount of fantastic quotes to post anymore.

*sigh*
mmebutterfly
Apr. 19th, 2005 06:19 am (UTC)
Hahaha! Thanks for making me laugh too! That sounds like so much fun. totally something I would do with the exercise ball. And the conversations ring a bell too - love the quotes.
aubkabob
Aug. 24th, 2005 09:14 pm (UTC)
ha ha, or i could comment to this one, instead ;)
belenen
Apr. 19th, 2005 11:04 am (UTC)
Apparently Andrea is also hilarious! Are you guys immune to each other or are you just rolling in giggles all the time, living together?
bigstusexy
Apr. 19th, 2005 11:57 am (UTC)
Oh there thre *pats back* at least you proved that a great night can have a little rug burn and still be good :)

Stu-
aubkabob
Jul. 23rd, 2005 04:59 am (UTC)
heck, if i can't laugh at myself...
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aubkabob
Aug. 12th, 2005 08:12 pm (UTC)
many moons have passed, and they still will not let me live it down.
aintesduck
Apr. 19th, 2005 02:11 pm (UTC)
Oooo, I wish I was there...

(hell, I wish I was anywhere at this point!)
aubkabob
Jul. 21st, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC)
i so wish that there was some way that i could have properly conveyed what happened with the exercise ball, but words cannot express completely.

part of me is sad that my brother missed it, but the other more logical part is THANKFUL that he didn't see it actually happen, as he would NEVER let me live it down.
dive01265
Apr. 20th, 2005 03:59 pm (UTC)
Funny story about the excercise ball!
aubkabob
Jul. 31st, 2005 06:02 pm (UTC)
i still get crap about it to this day.

and probably always will.
wickedwiccan88
Apr. 20th, 2005 05:08 pm (UTC)
hehehe! That made me giggle. Thanks.
aubkabob
Aug. 27th, 2005 04:00 am (UTC)
no problem. bringing mirth to others is what makes me happiest :)
kimberlychapman
Apr. 21st, 2005 08:45 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you (presumably) avoided being peed on. :)
aubkabob
Aug. 24th, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
yes, me, too. that's something i sincerely like to avoid at all times.
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