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lookie at the bridal side o things!

not the most flattering picture.

yes, i am in the pink, in the middle.

yes, our dresses will actually be lavendar.

yes, i feel much better now that they're chosen, so that i'm not stressed out about all these possibly hideous things that andrea would decide to toss me into.

gwyn says my problem with bridesmaids dresses is that i have "knockers". makes it sound like i use them to pound on people's doors when i arrive.

that would sure be a nifty trick. unfortunately, i don't know any boobie tricks.

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soulresilience
May. 17th, 2005 01:44 am (UTC)
Speaking of booby tricks..... I was watching this show on HBO once, you know the ones after 11:30, anywayz, this Asian chick had a TV show where she'd do tricks with her boobies by mail-in request. She would blow out candles by slapping them together and she also cleaned windows with a squeegy by putting it between her breasts? I dunno. You just reminded me of that not-so-yummy imagery.
aubkabob
Oct. 8th, 2005 01:08 am (UTC)
ha ha, i'm almost sorry that i had never seen it! maybe one day...
bigstusexy
May. 17th, 2005 03:23 am (UTC)
You and your body parts attacking things :D

You know speaking of tricks, they had puppetry fo the penis, I'd go see a female verson of something like that if they had it. Oh wait they do its over seas and it's two older ladies, I'd go see it.

Ok thats enough of that.

Congradulations and best wishes to th bride and groom.
Stu-
aubkabob
Nov. 16th, 2005 03:32 am (UTC)
ha ha, that WOULD be a sight to see!
inisfair
May. 17th, 2005 04:20 am (UTC)
The best boobie trick is having them.
aubkabob
Feb. 16th, 2006 05:58 am (UTC)
for dinner?
inisfair
Feb. 17th, 2006 01:07 am (UTC)
Dessert.
belenen
May. 17th, 2005 04:53 am (UTC)
DAYUM! Sexeh chika! With all your self-deprecating comments, you had put all this imaging in my head of someone with no shape, and you have a GORGEOUS shape!!! Very curvacous. Don't you tell me otherwise, either!!!!
aubkabob
Oct. 15th, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
thank you thank you! oh yes, even at my most heaviest (245ish) i was blessed with a smaller waist! i really want to take more body pictures, though i feel bloated from all the bread i ate lately. maybe after my shower today.
belenen
Nov. 4th, 2005 12:15 pm (UTC)
yes, more pictures! Must! Please!
aubkabob
Oct. 30th, 2006 01:28 am (UTC)
i promise that when i come visit you, i will allow you to take as many pictures as you please!
greenminions
May. 17th, 2005 02:01 pm (UTC)
How tall are you?

Your knockers don't look that big at all. Actually, I think the dress looks really good on you.
aubkabob
May. 17th, 2005 02:19 pm (UTC)
i'm about 5'7".. andrea is 5'4" i think? (the bride), and gwyn (purple girl) is... 5'9"? 5'10"?

we were joking that it's funny that the bride and groom are both short (he's 5'8" i think) and that all the attendings will be way taller.

then we remembered that my brother is short, too.

hee hee my brother and i will be walking down the aisle together. ha! we both instantly said "GROSS!" until i reminded us all that it's not like there's a mandatory make out session at the end of the aisle, we're just WALKING, afterall...
greenminions
May. 17th, 2005 02:22 pm (UTC)
I walked down with my cousin, when my brother got married.
aubkabob
May. 17th, 2005 02:19 pm (UTC)
oh, and my boobies are a size D.
ohsaycanyousay
May. 17th, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
Thanks for reminding me, I have to pick out a dress for my bridesmaid still... August is going to be here before I know it.
oatmeal
May. 17th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
You are gorgeous.
aubkabob
Feb. 22nd, 2006 06:24 am (UTC)
*blush* thank you so much :)
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