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Common Aubreyisms

- Was ist das?
- The This (as in "hand me the this" or "would you like a bag for the this?")
- Mlurg.
- Looks aren't everything! (generally only said in response to "you're funny.")
- HEE. (for many comments which strike me as funny, but apparantly not funny enough to full out laugh at.)
- HRM.... HRRRRMMMMM... (when i'm thinking, of course.)
- adding '-ness' at the end of words ("you and your sleeping-ness." "me and my not getting there-ness." or "let me wash the sweat pea-ness off my hands.")
- *exaggerated dork laugh*
- *shyly* So-and-so just touched my butt. (said to anyone else who is standing nearby when a coworker walks or reaches past me and accidentally brushes anywhere in the vicinity of my heiny. generally results in the brusher stuttering apologies to the brushee.)

i also:
- feel the burning need to inform someone when i burped and tasted something.
- have ZERO qualms about talking about biological functions. hell. we all do it. yanno... IT.
- frequently burst into song, especially at work. this may or may not be accompanied by coordinated dance. sometimes, the music is only in my head, but the dancing is out loud. this happens about half the time when i'm in conversation with someone.
- live for the bad pun.
- desperately wish i could get out of saying "so" and "like" so freaking much. "so. i SO couldn't get up this morning, i was like CONKED out. so i lay in bed and the music kept, like, incorporating itself into my dreams. and i was like 'woah!' and i called my mother and was like 'yeah, i'll see what i can do' and she was like 'yeah, whatever.'" yeeeeeaaaah. even my dialogues drive me bonkers.

again. don't want to go to work. i never mind it when i'm THERE, it's just the whole EFFORT thing. i mean, truly. i love my coworkers. i have fun at work. i make more than enough to survive on. what more could i want? well, yes, less customers to deal with, but for the most part, i consider myself extremely lucky lately with regards to the overall customers we've been getting. it seems that the jerkfaces are now following through with their promises to never shop there again. i just fervently WISH that people would stop questioning my knowledge on electronics because i'm a freeping GIRL. as long as it doesn't deal with wireless or cell phones (which we don't sell, anyway) i can answer your question. so many times in the last week alone, i've been standing six feet from a male coworker, and a customer will come up, walk RIGHT past me to ask him their question about ... lessay... printers. i LOVE it when in response, the guys say "i don't know. aubrey?" tee hee hee.

we also have a couple of new guys at work, chase and jason. nice boys. i mean, they're full grown and all, but their ages, though i haven't asked them to be certain, i believe brought down the average age of officemax workers considerably. good workers, though. they're also going through the New Guy phase to where when they call for a carryout of furniture, and I show up, they insist on calling someone else with more testosterone. please. if i don't continue moving furniture, the muscles i have built up by doing so will begin to atrophe. if i cannot handle lifting, i will be MOST happy to ask for assistance, and am definitely not afraid or shy to do so (i.e. anytime a chair in a gigantic box needs to be pulled from a top shelf... iiiiiiiii'm not so comfortable lifting things larger than my torso from over my head while balancing on a rickety ladder. nothxkbye.)

in other news? i think i am in love with chocolate soy milk.

grr, and now it's time to go to work, and i conveniently forgot to eat something. well, i did have a stick of celery with peanut butter on it. that is THEE FREAKING LOUDEST thing on earth to eat, so i'm sorry if i woke you with my chompingcrackingsmackingchewing, andrea and joel.

me needs more coffee.

pee ess.. i love this icon. i haven't seen Zim in awhile. i must rectify this soon.

Comments

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tefen
May. 30th, 2005 03:23 pm (UTC)
Great, now I've got Faith No More stuck in my head.
aubkabob
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
as you should. i STILL want to do a slow acoustic version of 'from out of nowhere'... maybe i can talk scrumbles into it....
bigstusexy
May. 30th, 2005 03:41 pm (UTC)
:)
Great post :D

I to do some of that, like sing and dance when there is nothing on. I remeber I once went on and on just jamming to some song in my head and after about 10 minutes I realized that I didn't have anything with me to make music and that that I was in public, I had fun so :P

The burping with taste, thats always a good one!

I'm cutting this short cause I should work on my room and get it like 80% done I want / need to have my room cleaner than its been.

Ta Ta
Stu-
aubkabob
Nov. 16th, 2005 04:42 am (UTC)
Re: :)
i managed to speed clean my bedroom (read: stuff everything in the closet so i can vacuum) today, though i'm currently sitting here with a ton of things in random bags around my desk that i so need to go through. the rest of the living room is spotless, thanks to my bro, so i'm certain he hates me as a roommate.
bigstusexy
Nov. 18th, 2005 06:05 am (UTC)
Re: :)
My room is a mess right now, its much less of a disaster area than when I came back. I have no idea when this message is in relation to me not being home but when i got back... it was really bad.

The worst part about this is that tomorrow... I'm getting a new bed :) but I'm not going to have it setup or get in my room because of the mess and the fact that I need to expand my bed frame :( oh well at least it will be ready for... something good thats comming up ^-^
aubkabob
Nov. 1st, 2006 04:41 am (UTC)
Re: :)
i daydream about having a REAL bed!!! i did finally buy a desk and did finally get it home (after over a month!), so now i just need to clean my freaking room. and around my desk. I NEED TO DECLUTTER! so here i sit, instead, drinking a beer, watching csi, and responding to year old comments, though i think that cleaning out my inbox is one general way of decluttering?
bigstusexy
Nov. 1st, 2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
Re: :)
HEY! Its a start! I bought three containers last year I think, I have yet to fill them all but I think it has helped... a bit. I believe when or if my mother asks what I want for christmas I'll give her the standard two options the low and high priced, with the high what I usually want. The low will probably be those bar based bulidable racks you've seen everywhere. However I think I want at least four of the with at least four racks each. Although I do tend to keep garbage in the room... and boxes, my biggest thing is that I never had proper storage for all these things. If you were to look at my closet, its obvious that A. I play tetris, B. I have a very VERY large ammount of stuff, and its only a planned conincidence that I've "stacked" things in my closet and still have room for stuff that goes in a closet.

As far as cleaning goes, I try the little by little approach even though I do have time to attack it head on. Identify a nice area or group of things that need to be changed then do, alot yourself some time when you get in to do it. Make sure you don't 'transport' I do this a lot, I see something know I want to move it somewhere and can't get it there or don't know where I wnat it so I just 'transport' it to another area where it becomes clutter there, really hard not to do.
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aubkabob
Feb. 17th, 2006 07:31 pm (UTC)
I'm certain that a lot of them have changed since i made this list, i.e. the VERY annoying habit i have - only in my mind - to add 'unlike OTHER robin hoods, i....' to the beginning of an inner statement that i do something the right way, or something like that.
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aubkabob
Nov. 8th, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
and i'm glad you did. i had hoped that a lot fo the people i never talked to would leave when i deleted it, but instead i lost a ton of wonderful people like yourself!

i never know how long people intend to keep their journals deleted, either.
bikko
May. 30th, 2005 05:40 pm (UTC)
well, since you like to talk about biological functions...

I read that the reason women live longer may be due to menstruation! Something about stimulating the production of free radicals.

So men should donate blood occasionally to keep up.
aubkabob
Jan. 26th, 2006 04:23 am (UTC)
that's a really cool take on things! i hadn't heard that, but i'll go with it :)

i should donate blood, too, although the last time i went, they said my iron was too high, and that it was most likely because i had drank a ton of coffee before going in.
aditu
May. 30th, 2005 09:31 pm (UTC)
omg, I WONDERED what was so dammed loud as to have awoken me, while I was wearing earplugs no less! ;)
aubkabob
Sep. 13th, 2005 04:21 am (UTC)
hee hee hee! now i'm craving me some again. too bad i ate my weight in PASTA.

egads, i'm going to carb hell!
mmebutterfly
May. 30th, 2005 10:12 pm (UTC)
Zim! How I love thee. Let me count the ways.

1. Doom doom da doom doom da doomie doom doom
2. I'm gonna make me some waffles!
3. Watch out for the monkey!
4. I love this show!
5. Moosey fate! MOOSEY FATE!
aubkabob
Feb. 22nd, 2006 04:30 am (UTC)
i SHALL resign myself to my moosey fate!
chibi_faolan
May. 31st, 2005 01:48 am (UTC)
- desperately wish i could get out of saying "so" and "like" so freaking much. "so. i SO couldn't get up this morning, i was like CONKED out. so i lay in bed and the music kept, like, incorporating itself into my dreams. and i was like 'woah!' and i called my mother and was like 'yeah, i'll see what i can do' and she was like 'yeah, whatever.'" yeeeeeaaaah. even my dialogues drive me bonkers

I tried that. "um," "like," and "so" evolved into inexplicable silences in my speech, or occasionally repeating the last word I said several times before I could put the rest of my sentence together. o_O*
aubkabob
Sep. 6th, 2005 08:20 pm (UTC)
i'm VERY big on 'um', too. or mumbling. i get yelled at all the time by customers for mumbling.
chibi_faolan
Sep. 11th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC)
Y'know, I'd suggest using foul language in the place of those placeholder words... the world just needs more. XD
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