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so, yes, due to requests from my mother and brosely, i am officially growing my hair out. i had finally gotten almost all of the unsightly layers cut out of it, so that i can just GROW the darn thing. granted, this has resulted in something very bowl cut like instead of something that was sort of cute and wispy from leftover layers from the random short, spiked blonde phase that i went through. (i do secretly miss being blonde, but egads, the upkeep is too horrendous. reminder: i'm lazay!)

aaaaaaaaaanyhoo. as my hair is in this... odd... length phase, i'm rapidly running out of things to do with it. i can't just wear it down, as my hair drives me absosmurfly bonkers when i do this, and i end up raking it back into whatever i can find (rubber band, random hair clip, chihuahua jaws, bubble gum) in order to prevent a massive anxiety attack resulting in a bad episode of me in the girls bathroom at work with a pair of scissors and a bunch of shaggy baldish spots.

my hair is entirely too short for a ponytail. (i did accomplish this once, which involved about 20 barrettes and bobby pins and a butt load of hairspray.) i HAD been wearing my hair in two little ponytails before my haircut, but for some reason, now that the layers are cut out of it, instead of looking quaint, the 'tails just jut straight out from the back of my head. no good.

so i've resorted into a compromise: i will put my hair in ponytails, but then only pull them halfway through at the end, resulting in little 'buns'.

as i said to coworkers and faetal yesterday, "i SO can't wait until my hair is long enough for these *points* to look more like buns instead of nipples."

yes. i have head nipples.

i just wish it was socially acceptable for everyone to be shaved. maybe after andrea's wedding ;)

it's also frustrating that i can't seem to remember my dreams lately, except that i know that the majority of the time, MATH is involved somewhere. WHYYYYYYYY? of all the freaking possible things on the freaking planet to dream about, why do i keep dreaming about ARITHMATIC?!? cheez. and mundane tasks at work. the only thing i can remember dreaming about last night that wasn't more of the same was that the Death Moogle was after me, but lucky for me, i had hung a cherub head over my front door, so the moogle couldn't come in. i just prayed he wouldn't think to go around to the BACK door. so i sat down with a piece of paper, a pen, and a calculator...

I'm writing "young and gifted" in my autobiography
i figured who would know, better than me?
i'm certainly the former, but i'm not so much the latter
something tells me it's the opposite i'd rather..


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Jun. 4th, 2005 04:56 pm (UTC)
hey now, i'm quite fond of the pigtails sticking straight out the back of your head look.. it's more aerodynamic that way!

i'm still bleaching my hair out.. just can't go back to my natural color. it literally makes me not feel... healthy. i've tried. oh, i've tried to let my roots grow out. the time is nigh for a rebleaching. oh yes.
Sep. 10th, 2005 02:57 pm (UTC)
months have passed, and they STILL look like nipples, though... fluffier nipples, at least.

and unfortunately, as i age, the more i let my hair grow out, the greyer i become. GAK! i haven't gotten a TON of grey hair yet, but the numbers are certainly increasing.

i have a box of burgundy upstairs, i just need to get off me rump and DO it. maybe during my 3 day weekend next week...
Jun. 4th, 2005 05:19 pm (UTC)
Head nipples... XD aww
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Feb. 11th, 2006 09:01 pm (UTC)
ha ha, i can't remember if i ever did get around to posting the head nipples or not, it's been so long! now, my hair is this odd length to where it is only barely short and sassy, and very borderline out of freaking control, with a hint of mullet. mmm. because i can't afford a haircut for at least another month or two, i'm seriously considering shaving my head. not bald, but with the largest attachment that my brother has on his hair clippers. it'll grow back in a couple of months, right? and then i'll have money for a haircut?
Jun. 4th, 2005 08:12 pm (UTC)
But we want to see your hair nipples! Then I can compare then against the girls to see who's is bigger.
Feb. 16th, 2006 09:10 pm (UTC)
LOL you crack me the hell up. i almost didn't notice the 'hair' before it!

alas, it will be a long, long time before i have hair nipples again, as i hacked all of my hair off to be about an inch and a half all over yet again! now, instead of hair nippleage, i can stab people's hands with my goku-like hair. WHOOOP-HAAAA!
Feb. 17th, 2006 02:04 am (UTC)
Stabbing peoples hands with their hair is my gig! Well except for when I let it get too long cause I'm too lazy to get a hair cut.

OTOH, the girl has let her hair get far too long for any nipplage production.
Jun. 10th, 2005 01:48 pm (UTC)
Don't shave your head! I think you look so incredible with ear-length-or-longer dark hair. Get them to do modified cornrows for the wedding, I think that would look so awesome.

P.S. I'm not too fond of the blonde on you
Oct. 29th, 2005 03:59 pm (UTC)
no offense was taken at all on the blonde comment - a lot of people didn't like it. i only had it for about 3 months, at which time the upkeep and hair falling outting had gotten to me too much, so i went auburn again. oddly, everyone was shocked and dismayed when i did? *shrug*

now that my hair is short, i keep stupidly doing different things to it with SCISSORS. i cut my bangs even SHORTER yesterday, which resulted in me looking like a vulcan woman. i came downstairs, andrea and jess both stared at me and said 'um, interesting hair. i haven't decided if i like it or not yet.'

we went about our costume getting business, and i caught sight of me in the mirror and exclaimed that i looked like a vulcan. everyone laughed because it was true, though they seemed to like it more once they realized what it was that had been bugging them about my haircut.

later on, though, it ended up looking more like pat benetar. aaahh, well. at least it's not in my face.

and now i must turn this into a journal post.
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