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yay for decent moods!

worked until 8 last night. at about 15 min until i clocked out, i get a call from faetal:

"want to go out?"
"........ oooouuut? define.... ooout..." (we never really DO anything anymore, we've become homebodies)
"EVERYone goes to Spurs on Thursdays!"
"oh. okay."
"want me to bring you a shirt?"
"well, i'm not planning on picking up any strange men, so as long as being with me dressed in navy and khaki doesn't offend you, that won't be necessary. i promise to be a good little smurf and at least take off my name tag." (which i SO almost forgot to do before we walked in.)

so we went, where the 3 of us (andrea, joel, and i) sat and talked until dispossessed and nitelite showed up, at which point, we sat and talked some more. after a brief cameo by Hannah, we all moved into another room for stand up amateur comedy night.

holy. moly.

okay. imagine, if you will. a very loud karaoke night where the only people that can perform are people who have never had hearing at any point in their life. it was *THAT* painful. person after person got up and told their 'jokes' to the room, nothing of which had any semblance of hilarity at all. some of the punchlines included:

"when george bush gets out of office, he'll shoot himself in the head, and i'll be walking down the street with a bong in my hand!"
"i think about poop all the time. i hate it when it squirts out, and you have to wipe the SIDE of your ass. cuz that's gross."
"i won't be surprised if i come outside one day and find another car butt fucking my car from behind. cuz my car is gay."

there were other gems, but i think that my brain has filed them under 'repress memory'. it seemed like each person would get up there and start off grinning and with a lot of enthusiasm, and then as they would realize that no one was laughing, they would become more and more crass, curse more and more, and try to become more and more shocking with their material, which had people just staring at them blankly (i.e. a girl that resorted to talking about 'fucking children' and sang an ode to it.)

well, i DO give them credit for being brave enough to get on stage, and i'm sure that plenty of them are good friends of people on my friends list.... however, iiiiiii don't think i'm a big fan of that. not my bag, baby.

came home LATE last night to find a BEAUTIFUL BOX OF YUM on my chair from my beloved talkingpotato!!! I felt so wonderfully loved, and the note inside was fantabulous. i was so filled with joy, i almosted cried, i did. just the BOX smelled fantabulous. it was bath stuff from LUSH, which i had never heard of before (though andrea has!) i'm so blessed for knowing you, my dearest! and not just because you send me snail mail letters and soap!

plans for today? welp, i'm sposed to meet up some time eventually with mr. wallbrat for some coffee in downtown vancouver, so we'll see! other than that... i do need to get my interview questions ready for AGSFB, so i can get that rolling... still need to call an attorney... desperately need to dye my hair...

used to wonder if you understood
the way i felt about the stove...

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bigstusexy
Jun. 10th, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC)
"a good little smurf and at least take off my name tag." (which i SO almost forgot to do before we walked in.)"

LOL I do that sometimes! For my job (and because people don't know me or respect us) I have to wear an ID that looks just like a students ID but stay s"staff" Someitmes I'll forget to take it off and I'll walk around and people will stare at me and I start to wonder just why now. There are many reasons to do that but I would be totally cluee less untill I see them looking just about stomache level :)


and no, I have no clue how you feel about the stove? :P
Stu-
aubkabob
Nov. 16th, 2005 05:19 am (UTC)
the stove and i have a hate/hate relationship, really.

people come into officemax all the time with nametags of all sorts on. i think they're fun. makes things easy! i keep trying to talk friends into wearing nametags at parties like idiots, but no one will!
oatmeal
Jun. 10th, 2005 08:14 pm (UTC)
You are interviewing The AGSFB?

Suddenly you may have the perfect life. And by perfect I mean: better than mine.
aubkabob
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:45 am (UTC)
alas, i was a dumbass and never responded with the questions. i'm sure it was all self-esteem issues that kept me from actually DOING it. land a real(ish) interview? pish. simply cannot have that.
talkingpotato
Jun. 10th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC)
HAHAAH I CAN SMELL YA FROM HERE! *jk*
*hugs* I wanted to get you a little 'de stress' kit from all the stresses you've been undergoing lately :-)
I love ya lots, Aubbers- and you have so many people that really love you. Which is where it's at. You know that right? Write that down, staple it to your shirt and when people say "hey why are you wearing a 'where its at' shirt?" You can say "BECAUSE PEOPLE LOVE ME YOU FOOLS!!"
:-)
aubkabob
Apr. 20th, 2006 07:06 am (UTC)
Re: HAHAAH I CAN SMELL YA FROM HERE! *jk*
it amazes me all the time how much people actually .. lol ... LOVE ME!!! gaw, that sounds so egotistical, but i have no clue as to what i did to deserve all the wonderfulness that surrounds me!

so thank you for sticking around with this egotistical jerk for fiveish years!
talkingpotato
Apr. 20th, 2006 07:07 am (UTC)
Re: HAHAAH I CAN SMELL YA FROM HERE! *jk*
Because you are nice and funny and intelligent..you really care about people and you have a finesse and a fun unique way of showing it. That's why we can't get enough of you!!
aubkabob
Nov. 11th, 2006 06:39 pm (UTC)
Re: HAHAAH I CAN SMELL YA FROM HERE! *jk*
awwwwwww, i feel quite blessed, thank you.

and YOU are hilarious, beautiful, intelligent and awesome in many ways. i love poopie talk with you!
talkingpotato
Nov. 12th, 2006 07:29 am (UTC)
Re: HAHAAH I CAN SMELL YA FROM HERE! *jk*
yes I think we can achieve world peace with poopie talk.
talkingpotato
Jun. 10th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
Added note
In a way- I almost feel like I did something evil because once people get addicted to Lush- there is no going back.
aubkabob
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:33 am (UTC)
Re: Added note
hee hee. bathing? neverheard of it :)

i still haven't used your wonderful gift because i'm waiting for THEE PERFECT TIME to use it.

but how do you know when a perfect time has arrived? i mean, even with as perfect as it is, couldn't you still be wondering 'well, what if a perfecter time than this arrives, and i'll be without my lush! gaah!'
talkingpotato
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:38 am (UTC)
Re: Added note
That means I'll just have to get you more lush so you can use that lush before you use the first lush. I have the same problem at home, I have a whole box of lush stuff I got months ago but yet I always hem and haw over what I'm going to use because I don't want to 'waste it' :-P
aubkabob
Nov. 10th, 2006 09:54 pm (UTC)
Re: Added note
as i age and have seen so many things go to waste like bath stuff and candles for waiting for the right time to use them, you'd think that i would be better at that sort of thing.

well, i HAVE gotten better. i guess it's just a step by step thing.
talkingpotato
Nov. 11th, 2006 12:51 am (UTC)
Re: Added note
yeah I need to dedicate this evening to 'bath night' before everything gets stale. Lately I just have no time to.
frosty_pickle
Jun. 10th, 2005 10:26 pm (UTC)
Those were some horrible jokes! hehehe
dive01265
Jun. 11th, 2005 05:11 pm (UTC)
Karyoke night and punchlines, that is so cool:)
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