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i seemed to have miraculously slept my ass off last night, literally. i woke up this morning and put on my (only) pair of jeans, which had been tight around the waist even last week. whaaa? they're now baggy? eenterestink. so i go on my merry way, getting ready for the Adventure of Free Clinic Finding, putting my hair in its trademark (lately) ponytails and whatnot. as i held a mirror up so that i could make sure nothing weird was going on in the back of my head, i caught a glimpse of my ass.

ho ho, what do we have HERE?!? I took a moment to gaze amazedly at my newfound lack of ass. well, i take that back. because of my heritage (mommaliciousness), i shall always have Back, but... wow.

for those of you that DIDN'T know, or didn't remember, two halloweens ago, i weighed in at 240, which was a couple of months after i had been working two jobs. so i'm guessing i topped out at 250? that's my guess. i didn't have access to a scale, so i dunno for certain. anyhoot, after that, i sort of dropped 10 lbs and sort of.. hovered.. there for a year and a half, seesawing between 227 and 233.

this morning? 209. not bad. i so wish i could remember what i weighed when i left phoenix. something tells me it was right around there. at least, all

ha ha. never thought i would say proudly 'I WEIGH OOOONLY 209!' it would be nifty if i could fit into a 16 soon. either way, it's SUCH a freaking relief to not have my joints be aching after a single day of work, or my knees to creek as i go up the stairs. amazing what 20 lbs can do. not to mention that i have SO much more energy. sleep is SO miraculous these days.

and of course, now that i am having to leave to go somewhere, i'm feeling remarkedly MOTIVATED to do things HERE. if i could just get to this freaking itch on my calf that is JUST OUT OF REACH. that's what i get for buying these jeans at value village (savers to all you arizonan folk): they're beyond not hip, which means that they have a smaller bottom.. frick, what is that called? *slurps coffee* the tailored bottom.. thingie... beveled... whatever. what it MEANS is that i can't pull my pantsleg up to my knee to get at that horrid itch.

yay for pencils.

yay, also, for putting these jeans on and finding $21 in the pocket, two days before payday.

melody..
so sweet you want to die
violently..

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tefen
Jun. 15th, 2005 02:14 pm (UTC)
Tapered Jeans.
tefen
Jun. 15th, 2005 02:15 pm (UTC)
Oh, and you can delete the screened comment, oops.
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bigstusexy
Jun. 15th, 2005 02:32 pm (UTC)
Hee hee Congrats :) Sorry I am missing the ponytails :P

Stu-
aubkabob
Nov. 16th, 2005 05:55 am (UTC)
thank you, i miss them, too! i miss having any hair, although i LOOOOVE the feeling of having short hair!
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ex_lines
Jun. 15th, 2005 03:04 pm (UTC)
Wow. Congratulations, Aubrey! I have the same weight problems except I haven't slept anything off yet! You're way ahead of me and that's not fair!
aubkabob
Feb. 18th, 2006 05:17 am (UTC)
thank you! i don't know if it's the cold or whatnot, but i feel like i've been eating the WORLD every single day.
bitchtransformr
Jun. 15th, 2005 03:43 pm (UTC)
Not as good as $21, but once I found a 5 dollar bill in a pair of 99 cent pants at Value Village.
You guys have the one that's 2 stories, right? I've heard of it! I must see it!
aubkabob
Feb. 28th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
the one near me isn't two stories, but now that i've heard of this animal, i must track it!!

i have one smack dab between home and work, which is convenient for those days that i forgot my belt or shirt.

i was freaking out about (lack of) money this morning, put on an old pair of pants and found $20.

faantastic :)
solstone
Jun. 15th, 2005 03:57 pm (UTC)
I once found $40 in the pocket of a raincoat that I hadn't worn for about 6 months. I did what had to be done with such a sudden influx of unexpected pocket money... I exchanged it for sushi.

Mmm... sushi.
aubkabob
Mar. 1st, 2006 05:05 am (UTC)
I want some sushi. RIGHT. NOW.

if nothing else, then i can try to appease myself with the fact i shall definitely be getting some for my birthday.

sushi, that is.
talkingpotato
Jun. 15th, 2005 04:31 pm (UTC)
My feet or ankles are so big, I can't even put tapered jeans ON LOL I remembered in the 80s I never wore jeans just because I couldn't get them over my feet.
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soulresilience
Jun. 15th, 2005 04:35 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahahaha
Tapered....that's frigginhilariousnessness. loser. HA! I'll send you some jeans. I have boot cut that are size 18. Want 'em? I'm too fat again. *growl*
aubkabob
Oct. 8th, 2005 02:26 am (UTC)
Re: hahahahahahahaha
i managed to steal some from my brother when he moved in :)
amayzun
Jun. 15th, 2005 04:51 pm (UTC)
... i don't want to die violently (melody is my real world name .. haha) .. anywayz .. i wish i could sleep my ass, and stomach and a lil bit of my hips off .. haha ..

my son found $30 in the street the other day .. fucker .. i never find money .. u lucky asses
stanieldaniel
Jun. 15th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)
Wow aubs 21 dollars! I love to find money that has been forgotten in a pocket or anywhere else for that matter! I had been excited for awhile about just finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants but 21 is awesome you can actually do something with that amount of money. Hope the clinic goes well and you can get your ear taken care of.
aubkabob
Jun. 15th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
the best i EVER did was yeaaaars ago in phoenix, i came across a pair of shorts i hadn't worn in over 9 months with $96 in the pocket.

my brother and i are alike in that we both lose/forget about things. i am different because i actually FIND them.
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way2tired
Jun. 16th, 2005 03:59 am (UTC)
Hey, you're going to catch up with me on the weight thing. Congrats!
aubkabob
Apr. 24th, 2006 04:51 am (UTC)
bah, if i could only stick to it.. i've put on 15 lbs since halloween, and i canNOT stay away from ice cream. and it isn't even summer yet!
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