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i've been drinking. can you tell?

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirt bag.

Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack

What do you call skydiving lawyers?
Skeet.

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting"

How are a tornado and an Arkansas divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

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nefertiry
Oct. 11th, 2002 09:10 pm (UTC)
rofl.

k then.
aubkabob
Oct. 13th, 2002 11:07 am (UTC)
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i love stupid jokes ;)
nefertiry
Oct. 13th, 2002 03:56 pm (UTC)
Wait, they were stupid? :( Guess that means I'm stupid too! ::cries::
aubkabob
Oct. 17th, 2002 04:10 pm (UTC)
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don't be sad, that's why we get along so splendidly!
nefertiry
Oct. 17th, 2002 07:36 pm (UTC)
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Oh......YAY! ::does the dance of joy::
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