and in case anyone wondered...
seeing someone run FULL force into a screen door because they didn't realize it was shut IS as funny as you would think.
and he hadn't even been drinking yet.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do you…
WOMEN AND PUBLIC TOILETS My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet…
i found this old withered joke in my inbox from 7/01, and it reminded me of a post i did recently (*whew* some emails down, only 938 left to go!)…