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Jul. 13th, 2005

why is it almost 1 pm and i'm STILL sitting here in front of my desk and insisting i need to be MORE caffeinated before i can do anything? mlergy.

oh, something funny.

i get a call from the roommate yesterday at work:

aubrey: "this is aubrey, how can i help you?"
andrea: "um... would you... look at your shoes?"
aubrey: *looks at shoes in silence*
andrea: "um... do they both look the same size?"
aubrey: "...............um.. woops."
andrea: "iiiiiii'm going to call work and let them know i'm going to be a couple of minutes late and bring you your shoe since your shoe you left here won't fit ME."

before working at officemax, i never experienced accidentally wearing two different shoes to work, but this is the second time in the last.... six months? i mean, granted, this time, they're identical shoes, if not two different sizes, whereas the last time, one had a LIFT to it, and i didn't realize until 25 min into my half hour walk to work. *remembers a day that she also accidentally wore her roommate's fiancee's belt to work instead of her own...*

maybe it's true that memory is the first thing to go in old age. sheesh.

i'm also ROCKIN this feeling of being hungover today since i haven't had a thing to drink in like.... a DAY. okay, i lie. it was really since last thursday, i believe.

ooh, and another question... i wish to begin The Quest to Get My Mood Theme Working again.. who would you suggest to host it? i've tried a ton of places, and none of them seem to work.

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fiercerose
Jul. 13th, 2005 07:51 pm (UTC)
That sounds like a perfectly reasonable lunch to me. ;)
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aubkabob
Feb. 11th, 2006 07:51 pm (UTC)
LOL me, too... though every time i see that much cheese and even remotely think about slightly eating a hunk of it, i can hear my mother's voice in my head "aubrey, you won't shit for a week!"
aubkabob
Jul. 13th, 2005 07:56 pm (UTC)
*can't stop laughing* ha ha, a pound of CHEESE! i must tell this story to EVERYONE, stat.

good for you, it's just me in the house, so the tale will go untold... for now.

but it seriously sounds like something i would SO do, if i weren't too lazy to make my lunch.
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me_unzipped
Jul. 13th, 2005 07:52 pm (UTC)
You put on the wrong shoes? Do you share a bedroom?
aubkabob
Jul. 13th, 2005 07:55 pm (UTC)
both of our work shoes are in the living room, and we bought the same pair, though i've had mine for like 9 months and wear a size and a half smaller than hers.

i was wondering why my left shoe was SOOOO COOOOOMMMMMFY for a change. i really do need to get new shoes, as much as i hate shopping, so that i can have.. i dunno... a SOLE!

hee hee. i lost my sole (soul) by working retail.
me_unzipped
Jul. 13th, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC)
Yes, well, I've always said that retail was the Devil. You've just proven it.
aubkabob
Feb. 22nd, 2006 02:15 am (UTC)
I'm certain that I could help you unearth SO much more evidence that retail is the devil, should you ever need!
sonatamoonlite
Jul. 13th, 2005 08:11 pm (UTC)
awww. that's CUTE! (the different size shoes part) i don't do much of that, but i often ACTUALLY put my shoes on the wrong FEET. at least you're not THAT bad, eh? :-P
aubkabob
Mar. 1st, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)
ha ha, no i can generally tell INSTANTLY that something is... WRONG. i may not immediately be able to put a finger on the wrongness, but it will be there.

apparently not there enough to prevent me from wearing two different shoes to work the first time, when one had an inch lift and the other was flat as a pancake. i still laugh me arse off at the idea that i walked 20 minutes out of my 30 minute walk to work in them and only figured it out because i noticed the foot that was wearing the martins.
lesa
Jul. 13th, 2005 08:42 pm (UTC)
Yanno I've never had that problem...

But then again I live with 3 kids....

I don't think I could accidentally wear one of their shoes...unless I was in the mood for some YugiOh Tennis shoes...or Hello Kitty....

:D
deviantfantasy
Jul. 13th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC)
I almost wore my slippers to work once. I don't think my boss would've liked me walking in with Homer Simpson slippers on.

As for hosting, I use Photobucket for my mood theme.
aubkabob
Feb. 13th, 2006 05:56 am (UTC)
ha ha! i really need some slippers. actually, i think my roommate left me some, but it's not as if i could find them! or find both of them at the same time! pish. that's asking an awful lot....

maybe that's why i don't have slippers.
deadmans_diner
Jul. 13th, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC)
Everyone always needs to be more caffinated than they are.

That way lies peace, happiness and matching properly sized shoes.

Lack of caffeine leads only to a bad place full of darknes and evil and doom and stuff.


I like coffee.
aubkabob
Feb. 8th, 2006 11:47 pm (UTC)
as i'm finding out today. although it seems as if i cannot swallow ENOUGH coffee. if it weren't 4 pm, i would make a pot, but sheesh, i need SLEEP.

which is silly, because i feel like all i've done in the past 48 hours is sleep!
asillittle
Jul. 13th, 2005 10:17 pm (UTC)
you are so adorable. why someone hasn't taken you in their arms, held your head to their chest and adored the hell out of you is beyond me. you'd have to fight me off with a stick if i were a man. ;)
aubkabob
Oct. 8th, 2005 03:00 am (UTC)
your response makes my day whenever i read it. thank you, luv :)
toomuchfashion
Jul. 14th, 2005 02:19 am (UTC)
a girl who sat behind me in Psych wore two different running shoes one day. i thought it was funny/cool, but she was in tears lol
aubkabob
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:57 am (UTC)
in bowing to the wonderfulness that is 0vary, i have come to the realization that socks are silly things and will not take great effort to match them anymore, just to make certain they are generally the same thickness and length :)

my favorite 'pair' to wear is one that is orange with a jack-o-lantern face on it, and the other orange and white striped with candy corn - they match! both are halloween, so neener!
soulresilience
Jul. 14th, 2005 02:46 am (UTC)
I think...I peed myself.
aubkabob
Oct. 8th, 2005 02:33 am (UTC)
i generally have that effect on people.
raygunzero
Jul. 14th, 2005 03:25 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA
fucking hilarious
aubkabob
Feb. 28th, 2006 06:59 am (UTC)
I'm certain even more so because of the fact that you knew all the players in the story!
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