today, we had:
*** a gentleman that became irate because we didn't carry black highlighters (i meekly showed him the chiseled edged sharpie markers)
*** a lady that screamed at poor pattie, saying it was pattie's fault her utilities were being turned off.
*** a lady (also through pattie's line) that had on no PANTS. i really hope that she was wearing a bathingsuit under that thing she was wearing. it looked like a shirt and short shorts, but at closer look, the 'shorts' were slit WAAAY up the side, to where the waistband would be. she kept sticking her hand through the slit and itching her thigh towards her left butt cheek.
*** a coworker assembled a chair for an older couple... as they were driving down the freeway, the bottom half just.. fell off. i tried to not laugh horrendously as they told me their grisly tale and as i put together a new chair for them.
*** a woman that called, telling me she needed a Canon 6 black and 6 green cartridge. I told her that we had a black, as well as a yellow and a blue, but that there wasn't a green. she called me dumb and said that we HAD to carry the green ink cartridge. No, i stock the ink daily, i can GUARANTEE that we do not carry a green cartridge. i humored her and put her on hold and asked over the radio if anyone had ever heard of such an animal. everyone replied with mirth that yes, yellow and blue DO make green. I got back on the phone and said "i'm sorry, ma'am, we do not carry it in store, someone suggested that you try Canon's website?"
spent WAY too much money during my 1 1/2 hour lunch for dinner, books, and pictures. i had promised a 'before' picture for my 'now' pictures, and there's one WHOPPER that had me disbelieving it was even ME, but here's some more mild ones:
LOOK! it's stacebass and meee! taken april 2003, at my going away party in phoenix.
this was my absolute favorite picture from Halloween of 2004! faetal, dispossessed, and an aubkabob! i'm sad that i don't have a single picture of my ENTIRE Gaz outfit, and there WAS only so much you could do when you had practically no hair, but there you have it.
one of my newest favorite pictures of my brother (brosely) and me. this will remain one of my favoritest pictures until i locate the entire series of pictures we took at denny's that even thinking about has me gaffawing to this day. *wipes tear from eye* good times.
and here's a random Bacci picture (when she was a bit tinier!) that i found on one of the rolls. she used to do cute stuff like watch t.v. (especially the simpsons), and attack the screen when i would play video games. it bores her now, so she would rather play fetch with a foam ball that's dripping with her saliva.
i'll scan more in within the next few days, i would like to do them in series, as there's SO many stories to tell with each set, and each set had so many memories on them:
- my going away party when i moved from phoenix
- halloween and my hallowedding
- my birthday dinner
- my birthday party
- random work pictures
okay, maybe not THAT many different pictures, but still. i'm sleepy and going to bed.
YAY FOR DAYS OFF!