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holy moly, i almost died just now.

i'm eating my southwestern omeletty mess i made myself with the last of the food in the house, when a hot pepper flake goes down the wrong tube. i begin gagging as the hotness sears into my airtube, gasping for breath, flailing in the air, unable to breathe or swallow, or do anything that would help. i am finally able to drink some coffee to try to help, tears streaming down my face as i plead with the Powers that Be that i do not vomit the last bite onto my keyboard.

the entire time that i'm ALMOST DYING*, bacci is sound asleep on the back of my chair. some help SHE is in a crisis. reminds me of that stand up comedian i saw that said that if he dies, when they are wheeling him out on the gourney, that his cat will be SO apathetic about his death, as to be pawing and attacking the toe tag as they push him out the door.

why am i listening to whitesnake? i keep going to change it to something else, but keep spacing it. oh, yes, i remember. because they're next on the alphabetical list after White Stripes.

wow, my near death experience caused my nose to run something fierce.

my goal today is to drink coffee all day. so far, i am succeeding in this**.

trying not to stress or freak OUT over all of my friends that live on the coast down south. i spose i could turn on the news, but you all know how i feel about the news***.

I LOVE THE WEATHER. this is what i moved up to washington state for, boy howdee. overcast. WINDY. *LLLLoooovVVVVE*

I SAW MY FIRST FALL LEAVES YESTERDAY! omg, my favoritest season of ALL is coming upon us! pardon me while i twirl in glee!

haven't decided yet if i want to bring my guitar to DaDa or not. who all is going? who all is performing? will there be poi dancers again? i like the poi. spose i should play the guitar whether or not i'm playing this weekend. i hate falling out of practice. i do miss having a car that i can scream my head off in along to music, methinks that my voice gets weaker and weaker as time goes by for lack of doing this.

part of me wants to stay a recluse today, part of me wants to go on a grand field trip. maybe i shall make it to the grocery store.

i DO need to go into the kitchen... you see, i relearned a valuable lesson today: do NOT violently shake the creamer bottle before checking to see if the lid is on or not. i managed to leave that adventure unscathed. the ceiling, however, wasn't as lucky.

back is feeling better now that i'm sleeping on the floor again. thanks for asking.

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* true events may be slightly exaggerated
** i'm not climbing the walls because i made sure it wasn't TOO strong.
*** i HATE the media. all overplayed and such. am afraid that they'll make things seem much worse than they really are. those of you that are in katrina's path, please let me know what's REALLY going on, unkay? if you're still alive, that is.

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___vanity_kills
Aug. 29th, 2005 08:16 pm (UTC)
Goodness! Glad you are okay and I am super jealous of your weather. It's 101 here today.
niggarican
Aug. 29th, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC)
i love the thing at the bottom. it makes your journal look like a book with footnotes.

i love hot food. and it does clear the sinuses... lol.
oh_flounder
Aug. 29th, 2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
dont die! we must hang first!! :O
depphead
Aug. 29th, 2005 10:06 pm (UTC)
Gah, good thing you didn't die O.O
talkingpotato
Aug. 29th, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC)
awwwwwww *hugs* :-(
Inhaling stuff down the wrong pipe is bad enough, but pepper, EEKS! I'm glad you are ok. Bacci could have been silently communicating with aliens to come rescue you.

And I've also done the creamer/shaking/no lid thing here...twice. Gets me every time, I tell ya!
aubkabob
Sep. 11th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC)
Re: awwwwwww *hugs* :-(
we just never learn! i was considering getting liquid creamer again, but apparently i shouldn't because i can't handle it!
talkingpotato
Sep. 11th, 2006 05:28 am (UTC)
Re: awwwwwww *hugs* :-(
LOL they need to market creamer in a sippie cup or something.
aubkabob
May. 8th, 2009 06:42 pm (UTC)
Re: awwwwwww *hugs* :-(
I almost bought it last night, but figured that I could stick to the soy milk. My subconscious was remembering the awful that happens when I do!
psychedelic7
Aug. 30th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC)
Yowza-so NOT a fun experience with the hot pepper!! :-P I feel for you, kiddo!! And like you, I am thrilled that fall is around the corner-it's definitely my fave time of year!! :-) I was reading over some of your journal entires, you are quite a hoot, my dear (and I say that as the utmost of compliments!!)
rrhexis
Aug. 30th, 2005 12:56 am (UTC)
Meep at the hot pepper down ye'trachea! Ouch.
I have a matress that is extremely firm for the same reason! It has massive recoil though (b/c so firm), i.e. I will hit the ceiling if I try to jump into it. I was looking at the superduper matresses at Costco the other day---but at >1000.00 I don't know. Are they that much better?
aubkabob
Sep. 11th, 2006 05:34 am (UTC)
i still find it amusing that i've lived here for 3 and a half years, i'm 31 freaking years old, and am still sleeping on a futon mattress on the floor.

one day, mark my words, I WILL HAVE A BAD.

um... bed.
bigstusexy
Aug. 30th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
I think I had more to say but I can't remeber.

The only thing I can remeber I can remeber is wanting to ask you if you get to 100 cups of coffee in one day will you move with super human speeds like fry? If you do reach that number remeber to tye slowly.
aubkabob
Sep. 11th, 2006 05:36 am (UTC)
i'm still on my ever eternal quest to lower my caffeine intake, as it had gotten too entirely out of control. i was surprised, too, that a couple of times before i started lowering my caffeine, i actually was able to consume so much that i had the massive shakes and gigantic heart palpitations.
bigstusexy
Sep. 13th, 2006 12:43 pm (UTC)
See that goes in the relm of not good. I think being a scardy cat has actually done me some good sometimes.
ex_lines
Aug. 30th, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
Wow. I can't believe how much we agree on weather. And seasons.

I'm in hot and balmy Galveston, TX where the only season is summer. Wanna trade? (It's supposed to be around 100 degress tomorrow. But they're probably wrong. I'm sure it will be more like 105/107.) So, how 'bout it?
aubkabob
Sep. 11th, 2006 05:40 am (UTC)
oh heeeelllls, no. i'm so ecstatic that it's finally in the mid 70's again (though it was mid 80's today.) quite a few of the trees have already completely dropped their leaves, so it's about freaking TIME it's normal weather again.
ex_lines
Sep. 11th, 2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
hmm...it was 45 degress this morning! Woohoo. I love New England.
belenen
Sep. 8th, 2005 06:44 pm (UTC)
do NOT violently shake the creamer bottle before checking to see if the lid is on or not. i managed to leave that adventure unscathed. the ceiling, however, wasn't as lucky.

*snickerfit!*

Glad you're happy over fall. I suppose it's good that someone is! *sniffles* Why do I have to watch summer die and EVIL NASTY winter sneak in with his icy poisonous stabs -- every single year! Oh, to live on the equator. (under a thick canopy!)
aubkabob
Sep. 11th, 2006 05:43 am (UTC)
i'm again coming alive on the inside as autumn is beginning to come back! i thought the summer would never end! ;)
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