MACGYVER, WHERE ARE YOU! I HAVE A STICK OF GUM IF YOU NEED, TOO!
but if you need a paperclip, i may need to go to the store...
yay for days off.
p.s., i had yet ANOTHER coworker call (Hemanti) and feel the burning need to quit through ME again. do i ooze middle man? do i seem like the perfect go between with management or something? egads.