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i find it endlessly amusing that i keep receiving mailings from Pride addressed to Aubrey Hymen.

now. i think my handwriting is pretty darn neat. if not as school teacher perfect as it used to be, it's very legible, at least. i've gotten weird versions of my last name, including Keaton and Krating.

but HYMEN? come ON.

because these mailings go to my mother's house for some reason, mom always calls me and says "is this Aubrey Uterus?" at which point, i always retort angrily "that's HYMEN, mom."

she always responds "same thing. anyway..."

sitting online waiting for a customer service representative get on the horn with me to help FINALLY get the stupid ffxi set up. grrr. if this customer service representative is as jerky as the last one i spoke to, i may just call my $20 a loss and go back to everquest.

did i tell you how much i miss... your smile...

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fanless
Sep. 6th, 2005 10:17 pm (UTC)
LOL!
ornotmajestic
Sep. 6th, 2005 10:18 pm (UTC)
At least you aren't Aubrey Scrotum or Aubrey Choad. I think the latter is the worst.
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC)
i dunno, it's pretty borderline ;)
jenniffer
Sep. 6th, 2005 10:59 pm (UTC)
*votes for everquest*

I'll even call you Hymen if you want me too....just come play with me!
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2006 06:07 pm (UTC)
i'm even taking a haitus from WoW, oh my gaw! i think it hit me that i'm less than a week away from being in school again, and i haven't accomplished anything. so what am i accomplishing? responding to a gazillion old posts, of course!
jenniffer
Sep. 12th, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)
which is almost as good!
nothinganything
Sep. 6th, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC)
High Men.
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2006 06:08 pm (UTC)
Low Wench.
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aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC)
still playing? maybe i'll check it out one day..
nevershagagreek
Sep. 7th, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC)
What's your real last name??

And Adam Ant.... wow. There's a blast from the past. In jr. high, that was like my favourite song ever. Now that it's back in my head, I think it still is. Brilliance!!

Did I tell you that I was wrong?
I was wrong...
Cos you’re wonderful yeah
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
i just bought that cd a month or so ago, wee!

my real last name is Keating. eating with a K. whenever employees can't remember my employee i.d. for purchases, i always say "a k eating." they still get waaaaaaaaay beyond confused.

i got teased enough in school, i'm glad that none of them picked up on the fact that i'm chubby and have the word 'eating' in my last name. i, myself, only realized it over the last year or two.

and i fell in love with that song when they would play it on the musak at the wal*mart i worked at in phoenix, maaaaaaaaaaaannny moons ago. i used to get that song, Toad the Wet Sprocket's "All I Want", and Goo Goo Dolls' "Name" mixed up as they would play them all the time. all i knew was that i really liked that song... "all i want is a wonderful name?"
belenen
Sep. 12th, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC)
because these mailings go to my mother's house for some reason, mom always calls me and says "is this Aubrey Uterus?" at which point, i always retort angrily "that's HYMEN, mom."

OMGWTF TEH FUNNINESS!!!!
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2006 06:15 pm (UTC)
a boy also called me Ovary (instead of Aubrey) in the eighth grade (thankfully, he was just teasing me friendly-ly and never said it where others could hear), so i COULD be put as Ovary Hymen.

that can be my porn star name.
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