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Nov. 5th, 2005

wow, i had completely forgotten how much of a... WHINY BABY i turn into while working two jobs. wow. after realizing how much i was saying 'i'm sleepy' and 'my dawgs are barkin!', i made sure to clam up, as i'm certain that no one gives a rat's ass. (although i DO like the facial expression of customers when they say 'i'm sleepy.' and i reply 'me, too. i've been working since 7 am' when it's 830. but again, that's me whining to the customers. meh meh mee meh meh! *to be said like a sassing five year old*)

starvating. part of me knows it would be a good thing to eat something, though not always a good thing to eat something RIGHT before bed. i'm craving me some guacamoleh. mmmm. guac. nature's buttah. unfortunately, not much to put the guac ON, and i'm a bit above forking it into my cheeks by the mouthful.

slept like complete doodie last night, which actually turned out in my favor: during one of my tossings and turnings, i looked at the clock and realized that it was past the first time that my alarm would go off (me being the queen of the snooze alarm.) after closer inspection, i discovered that yes, i HAD indeed set the alarm for 330 pm, not am.

got the freaking CRAP scared out of me as i was cooking breakfast in the kitchen (.... aaaaaaaas opposed to the hallway closet?!?) and hear the front door and deep voices... at four thirty in the morning.

vengeance was MINE as i saw the facial expressions on jess and daniel as i scared them even more than they had me.

mwa.

ha.

haaaa.

egads, peeing is inconvenient at times. have i mentioned my daawgs are barking? must... learn.. art of... levitation.

or buy new shoes.

ending this now, as i realize half of what i say isn't even making sense.

the sense of sight is what guides us right when we go out on walks
the sense of smell is the way that you tell you need to change your socks
the sense of touch is what hurts so much when you bang your toe on the bed
the sense of hearing is something good
cuz if a tree falls in the woods
would there be a sound? you bet there woooooould...


....


....if it landed on top of your head, your head
if the tree lands on top of your head!

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modernmerlin
Nov. 6th, 2005 06:44 am (UTC)
LMAO um ok ;)

yeah I know that tired feeling... Working 12 hours a day sux! Hope you get some rest soon and perhaps some new shoes! ;)
aubkabob
Nov. 6th, 2005 06:50 am (UTC)
i work at 10 tomorrow morning, so i won't get too much sleep... but i only work til 4, and don't have to be to work for 24 hours after that! wooo! *throws confetti*

then comes the REAL suck: 4 pm to 1030pm on monday, 6 am to 1030pm on tuesday, 6 am to midnight on wednesday.

then blessed sleep again.

i think my brother will forget he has a roommate. "wasn't there a girl that lived here? or did we have a puppy?"
modernmerlin
Nov. 6th, 2005 08:10 am (UTC)
*OUCH*

I just got lucky and had two days off in a row. WOOT! Now its back to 5-6 12 hour days in a row. Believe me, I feel your pain! Hang in there.
bigstusexy
Nov. 6th, 2005 06:50 am (UTC)
:> Sounds like you have earned your comfy spot in your bead, don't keep it waiting :D
aubkabob
Nov. 6th, 2005 06:52 am (UTC)
let's just hope i can actually SLEEP tonight, unlike last night's bogus journey.

woah. did i just regress into the 80's? bedtime for bonzo!
bigstusexy
Nov. 6th, 2005 06:54 am (UTC)
*bear hug*
*rubs shoulders*
Aubbs... set clock... double check clock,
Go to sleep!

(in that order)

:P
aubkabob
Oct. 29th, 2006 07:19 am (UTC)
and that applies to tonight, too, as i'm farking tired and need to reset the clocks for daylight savings! thanks! :)
bigstusexy
Oct. 29th, 2006 03:39 pm (UTC)
:) I need to do the same, the only clock that I rely on that isn't inside a computer is the one I wake up too, unfortunately its buttons don't work that well so its almost impossible to program it.

Stu-
tigerbaybee
Nov. 6th, 2005 06:53 am (UTC)
*huge hugs*
hotarunokokoro
Nov. 6th, 2005 07:33 am (UTC)
hang in ther girl!
stooge
Nov. 6th, 2005 08:24 am (UTC)
Don't eat and faint at work. Especially of you wear capri pants and smear Nutella on your calf. It's more dramatic that way.
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aubkabob
Oct. 29th, 2006 07:22 am (UTC)
i sadly missed out on the wonders of avacado until fairly recently, as my mother was never open to interesting or new things and would freak OUT if anyone even said anything like 'cottage cheese' or 'avacado' or 'tofu' in her household. makes me sad for all i missed out on. thank doodness i lived with faetal for oh so long - she taught me the wonderfulness of FOOOOOD.
dbaxdevilsfan
Nov. 6th, 2005 03:41 pm (UTC)
I think this wins the award for "most random post"....LOL!!!!

Poor girl. I hope you can get some proper sleep soon!
aubkabob
Oct. 29th, 2006 07:23 am (UTC)
proper sleep, schmopper peep. it's amazing - i had thought that in quitting caffeine, i would sleep like a brick, but instead i keep having awful dreams and tossing and turning! pfft. backwards, if you ask me.
oh_the_drama
Nov. 6th, 2005 07:14 pm (UTC)
Do you know how much you crack me up? Way alot! :)
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