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i walk into break room cradling my breasts.
i announce: i think i sprained my right boob.
i wince.
coworkers look up from their lunch and say "you're weird. do you think if you told rick, you could go home for that?"

don't understand why my breast hurts like a mo fo - and only one boobie at that - when my period is still half a month away.

the nap was delicious but i woke up with the result of quite possibly being late to work.

nothing else to add. methinks i'm becoming the most boring livejournal friend ever. please stay tuned.

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oh_flounder
Nov. 9th, 2005 11:57 pm (UTC)
"methinks i'm becoming the most boring livejournal friend ever."

naw, you cant beat me.
aubkabob
Oct. 30th, 2006 04:46 am (UTC)
puhleeze. you always have such wonderful things to report, in such an artfully way. i love your journal and get antsy when you don't make at least one post in one of your journals a day! i wish you would make fifty!
deese
Nov. 10th, 2005 12:00 am (UTC)
most boring?
Couldn't possibly be the most boring ever, or you wouldn't have so many friends to weed through.
I'm in competition with oh_flounder (which is a great name, BTW) for most boring friend.
oh_flounder
Nov. 10th, 2005 12:02 am (UTC)
Re: most boring?
you should go look. i will look at yours.
peachthief
Nov. 10th, 2005 02:33 am (UTC)
Har har. Yesterday I felt like somebody was stabbing a needle in my right boob all day.

Maybe someone out there hates me and has a voodoo doll.
angel68
Nov. 10th, 2005 03:06 am (UTC)
Aww I love your icon!
capitalsax
Nov. 10th, 2005 03:59 am (UTC)
I believe I have that distinction, actually. PS - you are not boring. I loves me my Aubrey posts :)
aubkabob
Oct. 30th, 2006 04:50 am (UTC)
aww, and i loves me some capitalsax! yum!
sleepytinge
Nov. 10th, 2005 04:55 am (UTC)
Not boring at all...and how many people do you know that can sprain a breast???
aubkabob
Oct. 30th, 2006 04:51 am (UTC)
i hear it's pretty common in the south ;)
sleepytinge
Oct. 30th, 2006 02:09 pm (UTC)
Well, it can be for guys, if they are craning their necks...oh, wait, that would be getting a sprain because of a breast...although working in North Dallas, I can see where more and more women are likely to encounter difficutly.
jaddziadax
Nov. 10th, 2005 05:20 am (UTC)
nope that would be me... you cant be the most boring!!
wallbrat
Nov. 10th, 2005 07:35 am (UTC)
You're never boring. *smiles*

What are you doing Saturday, Sunday and Monday? I've got a three day weekend before I go through the hell of covering vacations.
aubkabob
Oct. 30th, 2006 04:52 am (UTC)
ooh, i'm off work until friday if you want to get together for coffee before then. i can either do it between music theory and psych, or i can do it after school (i get out at 2) if that will work better for you!
karen_walker
Nov. 10th, 2005 09:34 am (UTC)
i actually strained a muscle behind/below my right breast last week. maybe you did, too? here's a breast-y icon, anyway. hope yours feels better!
aintesduck
Nov. 10th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC)
How does one sprain a boob?

Never mind, forget I even read this...
aubkabob
Oct. 30th, 2006 04:53 am (UTC)
i used to wish that i had snap on boobs, so that i could remove them to carry rather onweildly things around and then put them back on. maybe i carried something wrong? ;)
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