Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo (aubkabob) wrote,
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo
aubkabob

i am the classy of the classiest... classiest of the classy.

i walk into break room cradling my breasts.
i announce: i think i sprained my right boob.
i wince.
coworkers look up from their lunch and say "you're weird. do you think if you told rick, you could go home for that?"

don't understand why my breast hurts like a mo fo - and only one boobie at that - when my period is still half a month away.

the nap was delicious but i woke up with the result of quite possibly being late to work.

nothing else to add. methinks i'm becoming the most boring livejournal friend ever. please stay tuned.
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