- i slept through my alarm and woke up almost 2 hours after i was supposed to be here.
- i got dressed in a shirt and jeans, and drove here, got into the parking lot to discover that it's VIP day, and if i'm not dressed business professional, i'll be sent home. so i go home and change.
- i finally get back, ready to kill someone or hurt something for a cup of coffee (i'm terribly addicted, as you may or may not know). there's no coffee made ANYWHERE. i make some and go to turn my computer on.
- after wandering around the office for a few minutes, i stop to talk to a supervisor and discover i had buttoned my shirt like a freaking 5 year old: all buttons off by one. i go in the bathroom and redress myself like a big girl.
okay, so i've been here a half hour now. i've been awake for about 2 hours, if that.