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A Dog's Diary:

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


A Cat's Diary:

Day
183 of my captivity .My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the
hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the
furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to
kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking
almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an
attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on
their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to
strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about
what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due
to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how
to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are
flunkies and maybe snitches.The dog is routinely released and seems
more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the
other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly.
I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in
the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a
matter of time.



today has been a good day, other than the fact i could. not. sleep. for the life of me last night. it was a good manager denise day. i got to work by myself instead of with my coworkers. i got to check out at barnes and noble via the cute (possibly gay) emo boy, who informed me of the deep latin meanings and mythology behind harry potter. apparently, i have the same taste in books as his mother *facepalm* discovered his name.

i get home and find my transcripts - woo! my FAFSA is now completed and sent out, hopefully, i'll receive word of a happy embracing into college soon. i'm all growed up! it only took 30 years. *harrumph* i also got a BEAUTIFUL photo taken by wasta. i am very impressed and pleased. and although i only had one hour sleep, i'm feeling quite awake and motivated (thank you, cafe verona.) i also came home to discover that i now have the entire FIRST season of mst3k on my computer. woooo ha.

due to lj being butt-faces and email notifications not being sent out, i shall withhold my comments for a bit. because of it taking forever for me to reply to responses anyway, i don't want something uber important to get lost forever because i haven't been sent a notification.

laundry, here i come!

Comments

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idioscosmos
Nov. 22nd, 2005 10:52 pm (UTC)
A.) You found the first season of MST3K on your computer? How did it get there? Can you tell me? I would like to know if it was downloaded from somewhere...

B.) Can I post the Dog/Cat journal thing on my LJ? I'll give you credit?!?!

C.) When I can't sleep, I find reading anything by Dan Brown or R A Salvatore fixes that quite nicely.
aubkabob
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:24 am (UTC)
bittorrent + thepiratebay.org = the ktma + season one + season two on my computer. or on a dvd near my computer. curses to season three stopping at 99% complete, grr.

and again with the asking of the zoinking!

ha ha, i could so see how r.a. salvatore would do that to a person! never tried dan brown, though...
ornotmajestic
Nov. 22nd, 2005 10:54 pm (UTC)
LJ has been pissing me off all day. It's been slow, often requires reloading...and now this whole "comment" thing. I think I'm grouchy today.
aubkabob
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:25 am (UTC)
it never ceases to irritate me greatly whenever i am in the mood to actually respond to stuff and lj wants to be a bitch.
hillsangel
Nov. 22nd, 2005 10:56 pm (UTC)
I spy an improperly-coded LJ User tag!
talkingpotato
Nov. 22nd, 2005 10:59 pm (UTC)
I'm not getting my emails either :-(

That cat's diary sounded like my kitty's.. heeh if I wrote a diary for my cats now, they wouldn't really say too much. They are still kittens and mostly happy, the bitterness and patronizing attitude hasn't kicked in yet.
aubkabob
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)
the more i get to know bacci, the more i'm convinced that she has a very very tiny brain. ah, well, she's mah girl.
talkingpotato
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:45 am (UTC)
aww heeh that's like PIxie
beccak1961
Nov. 22nd, 2005 11:06 pm (UTC)
The diaries are great! We are still working on zach's fafsa, trying to get them to understand they need to release the spring money to a different college. argh.
aubkabob
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:27 am (UTC)
i'm already dreading figuring out what to do for spring and summer quarter, due to only getting grants for three quarters, and i threw summer out the window, practically. so it's loans for me. i just won't go full time over the summer anymore, shiat.
ohsaycanyousay
Nov. 23rd, 2005 12:25 am (UTC)
I LOVE the cat/dog diary!!!! (warning: i may steal it!)
aubkabob
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:28 am (UTC)
feel free to steal anything from my journal at any time, luv!
everlastinggoo
Nov. 23rd, 2005 12:35 am (UTC)
I loved the dog and cat diary thing...I may gank it from you, just cause it was funny.

And yeah, LJ is being a bitch lately..
faetal
Nov. 23rd, 2005 05:41 am (UTC)
ooh the cats diary thing was printed in our paper like 7 years ago, i'd been looking for a copy for it a while ago, good to know its still out there!
aubkabob
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:29 am (UTC)
i'm quite certain that most things like this have been regurgitated via forwarded emails ever since 2000. unfortunately. makes me happy when i find one that is actually entertaining.
doublerainbows
Nov. 23rd, 2005 02:49 pm (UTC)
ewwwww laundry...

that's what i have to do...

thanks for the reminder...hehehehehe...
crazylilrikki
Nov. 23rd, 2005 05:23 pm (UTC)
:O Babs Bunny!!!!!!! I ♥ it!!!!!!
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aubkabob
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:31 am (UTC)
i had thought about doing that for bacci because she's so.. INSANE. i've been able to resist thus far.
belenen
Dec. 5th, 2005 04:10 am (UTC)
was the beautiful photo of you? If so, must see, must see!
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