Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo (aubkabob) wrote,
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo
aubkabob

something to annoy you with while waiting for faetal to come over


Today was really underwhelming.



I got out of bed with daydreams of fanciful possibilities.



I feel styrofoamy on top, bowling bally on bottom.



I'm so stoned.



Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.



I want to tell the world that I'm gay.



I am currently sporting an afro because my new hairdo is too short.



Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.



I want to say thanks to my hairball in a cup.



I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said i should eat babies more often.


You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in
your name and birthday, and it will tell you underwhelming.



i need to pee. needing to poop would be a bit more interesting read, but i already dropped those kids off at the pool earlier.


That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing
your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of
therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.


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