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Today was really underwhelming.



I got out of bed with daydreams of fanciful possibilities.



I feel styrofoamy on top, bowling bally on bottom.



I'm so stoned.



Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.



I want to tell the world that I'm gay.



I am currently sporting an afro because my new hairdo is too short.



Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.



I want to say thanks to my hairball in a cup.



I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said i should eat babies more often.


You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in
your name and birthday, and it will tell you underwhelming.



i need to pee. needing to poop would be a bit more interesting read, but i already dropped those kids off at the pool earlier.


That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing
your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of
therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.


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pentomino
Dec. 16th, 2005 11:48 pm (UTC)
I remember that creepy auto-updater that put Cyrillic text in your journal.
0vary
Dec. 16th, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
hello beautiful.
aubkabob
Dec. 16th, 2005 11:57 pm (UTC)
hello beautifullER!
bigstusexy
Dec. 16th, 2005 11:59 pm (UTC)
I hate those things! Now that I know what they are I get a few lines into it and go "that is totally not how that person is, must be that auto thingy"

Other than that i think its kinda sick, not really all that funny. They end up putting something really sexual in there and makes the poster look bad, then you zip to the bottom and find out its fake and its like GAH, they just pulled my legg for notigh!

Sorry If I am a grumpy puss.
aubkabob
Nov. 3rd, 2006 01:29 am (UTC)
hee hee, sorry to have irritated. i surprised myself, too, when i was reading this post again. huh? i'm so stoned? and i'm TELLING people? ;)
bigstusexy
Nov. 3rd, 2006 07:55 pm (UTC)
Its alright, I wasn't that irritated. They are always just soo... out there.
judevenn
Dec. 17th, 2005 12:56 am (UTC)
Now, you know you should always do as the doctor recommends! (lol)

I want to say thanks to my hairball in a cup. ...At least you don't have lice, I had them, in mine :D

It was fun to read;

*Hello Beautiful*
halloaaryn
Dec. 17th, 2005 02:05 am (UTC)
haha! I was like "I totally knew she was gay"
aubkabob
Dec. 17th, 2005 02:43 am (UTC)
only when i'm drinking or watching women superheroes.
hotarunokokoro
Dec. 17th, 2005 02:19 am (UTC)
hey beutiful! i remember when my son first used this.. i thought he was going to DIE!! lol we all had a good laugh though... thanks again for the fun!
st_inebrius
Dec. 17th, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)
underwhelming.

I love that word. I also love that whelm and overwhelm mean essentially the same thing. Same goes for iterate and reiterate.

Cheers!
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