Today was really underwhelming.
I got out of bed with daydreams of fanciful possibilities.
I feel styrofoamy on top, bowling bally on bottom.
I'm so stoned.
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that I'm gay.
I am currently sporting an afro because my new hairdo is too short.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I want to say thanks to my hairball in a cup.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said i should eat babies more often.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in
your name and birthday, and it will tell you underwhelming.
i need to pee. needing to poop would be a bit more interesting read, but i already dropped those kids off at the pool earlier.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing
your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of
therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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