Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo (aubkabob) wrote,
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo

something to annoy you with while waiting for faetal to come over

Today was really underwhelming.

I got out of bed with daydreams of fanciful possibilities.

I feel styrofoamy on top, bowling bally on bottom.

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am currently sporting an afro because my new hairdo is too short.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I want to say thanks to my hairball in a cup.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said i should eat babies more often.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in
your name and birthday, and it will tell you underwhelming.

i need to pee. needing to poop would be a bit more interesting read, but i already dropped those kids off at the pool earlier.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing
your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of
therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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