this illness is causing me to feel really stoned and do weird things like send people the same text message fifteen times (give or take). i also think dumb, irrational thoughts, like watching tv and saying "aww, i wish IIII had a wife!" or consider putting my cape on from halloween because it would be warm and would be like i'm wearing a blanket. or what would my giant lips look like if i wore volumizing lipstick? maybe i SHOULD shave my head. if i held my head between my legs long enough, WOULD it explode? it certainly feels like it would.
being sick makes me crave companionship, someone's lap to rest my head in as they rub my hair. which is illogical, because i'm most likely highly contagious.
being sick also causes me to watch reality t.v. - Oy.