so, we all know the aubster put on weight this year, hm? at my thinnest this year (read: january), i wore a size 36 B bra. as i gradually became larger and larger, i wore the same bras, stretching them out to whatever size.
when i went to buy a couple of them on sat with annette, i tried on a 38 C. that sucka was the most freaking comfortable bra i had ever felt in my life.
i bought two, and another that has the strap that you can wear 5 ways or whatever to go with my periwinkle dress ;)
i put one of them on today to wear for the first time, putting a shirt over them for the first time.
I HAVE BIG FUCKING BOOBS.
it looks like i freaking stuffed my bra. and since this bra LIFTS them, they point out and resemble much like the bras of the 50's did, where the pointier and more forward, the better, cept without a point at the end that could gouge some poor saps eye out if he got too close.
i mean, i always knew i was endowed, but GEEESH! and i know that my weight will drop, now that i can't eat sugar. it's inevitable. so, um, can i say a little prayer to the Powers that Be to leave my boobies where they lie, and just take the rest of the flab off of me?!?!? please?
lol - and i can't stop STARING at them *dies laughing* as if my coworkers weren't perplexed about me enough >:)
when i went to buy a couple of them on sat with annette, i tried on a 38 C. that sucka was the most freaking comfortable bra i had ever felt in my life.
i bought two, and another that has the strap that you can wear 5 ways or whatever to go with my periwinkle dress ;)
i put one of them on today to wear for the first time, putting a shirt over them for the first time.
I HAVE BIG FUCKING BOOBS.
it looks like i freaking stuffed my bra. and since this bra LIFTS them, they point out and resemble much like the bras of the 50's did, where the pointier and more forward, the better, cept without a point at the end that could gouge some poor saps eye out if he got too close.
i mean, i always knew i was endowed, but GEEESH! and i know that my weight will drop, now that i can't eat sugar. it's inevitable. so, um, can i say a little prayer to the Powers that Be to leave my boobies where they lie, and just take the rest of the flab off of me?!?!? please?
lol - and i can't stop STARING at them *dies laughing* as if my coworkers weren't perplexed about me enough >:)
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nice icon.
as always, you rawk.
I know what you mean. I've always been, I guess some would consider "endowed". I wear a 42D, but since I've been losing weight (yay!), it's getting looser and looser.
I hope I don't lose too much of the stackage as I lose weight. That would suck.
It's funny, when I look down, they don't look all that big to me, but I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror one particular day, and was like, "Goddamn! Where did these come from?!" :)
Boobies are funny lumps of flesh.
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"add a nipple."
I once had a chest. Long long time ago. It wasn't much, but it was quite "there"...then I had kids...*another heavy sigh*...and they got HUGE!!!
I was in heaven. Pamela Anderson, move over! And then...*real heavy sigh*...one day they just up and left me. I lost like 50 pounds. Good for my looks and health, bad for my boobs.
Never hope that they will remain where they lie...cuz when they do, and you lose weight...they will loose all their ooomph, and do just what you asked. They will remain where they lie, and like mine...look like empty sagging tits that seem to hang down to my belly button.
Exercise girl...push ups...light weights...anything...just keep them afloat. Don't assume they are going to stay anywhere. MAKE THEM STAY THERE!!! And push ups and arm curls are just about the only non surgical way to get them to retain their gravity. Once they loose their gravity...well...*looking down again*...they just hang there and trust me...it's not pretty.
LMAO..I can't believe the topics you get into...I love it! I can't believe the topics we talk about!
I can't believe I just said that about my own poor little titties! You crack me up...we crack me up!
This is a good thing in my mind.
Susan
OK, you got my attention. ahem ;)
i call them my Free Drink Modules.
Now that I am down to 120, my boobs are a 34 C. Still obnoxiously huge for such a small body. But I buy those VS Very Sexy bras, that do the lifting..VERY SEXY indeed! Is it wrong to get turned on looking at your own cleavage?
i like it because it's mostly the 'regular' renditions of the songs, instead of the jazzed out versions you usually get these days.
Thanks.
that is SO thoughtful of you to be willing to share! :)
LOOK AT ME!! 32 A!! YES!! YES!!!! I COULD BE A PRE-TEEN! YES!!
....watch me post that on my journal and see how many comments I get on that :-P
It takes me about 2 hours to shop in VS because I need to take out 2 hours to cry in the dressing room then reapply makeup..