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- TMI note to self: when your feet are soaking wet and you go buy new socks for the sake of having dry feet, make sure that you do NOT just roll up the old soppy socks and toss them into the bag, close the bag, and toss them into the corner. now ALL of my new socks smell like corn chips. (hooray for target clearance, i got me lots of $3 socks for 75 cents! woo! *dances like a monkay*)

- in reading someone's profile whom i've hung out with before, i saw that he stated he was 5'8". now, i remember CLEARLY towering over this guy, in my 5'7" frame. so i laughed heartily and belted loudly into the quiet apartment "ha ha! five eight, my ASS!" i laughed even harder when i realized that had anyone actually BEEN here, they would have been startled when i started screaming "FIVE ATE MY ASS! FIVE ATE MY ASS!"

- oatmeal? happy early birthday, hun. if it weren't for a) working late, b) no transportation c) having the plague, i would SO be at your karaoke shindig this evening. i hope that it's a wonderful one! you certainly deserve it.

and now i need to put on my chippy socks and shuffle to work before i'm late (again).

as for hair? i give up. i think i'm just going to start wearing it how it is when i wake up. wee, doggie, i'm sexeh.

and to give you an idea as to how hairless i really AM, i provide you with this icon. i have never once in my life plucked my eyebrows. at thirty, they are finally growing IN.

it also seems my legs have male pattern baldness. the older i get, the more sparse the fields become, if you catch my drift.

ooh, and while we're giving out tmi... i need to remember to take the REGULAR - not sugar free - cough drops to work with me today. when yancey asked if i wanted a ride home, i wanted to respond "are you sure? i seem to have a motorboat in my heiny."

yes, yes, WORK! ahoy. it's ad-setting time! *ugh*

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maladroitkat
Jan. 21st, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC)
Your entries never fail to make me laugh.

I hope five didn't eat too much of your ass. ;-)
aubkabob
Nov. 6th, 2006 05:14 am (UTC)
oh, if it were only that easy to get rid of some of my ass!
coupesetique
Jan. 21st, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
While we're in TMI mode...
I've always been the hairiest mofo. Not only that, I've got thick, dark hair on pale olive-ish skin.

Life isn't fair. Come bring some of your hairlessness my way, and I'll share my busy eyebrows with you.
default
Jan. 21st, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
I get that, too... too many sugar alcohols and I've got the toots all day.
beccak1961
Jan. 21st, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
me<---hairy jealous girl

rock_starlette
Jan. 22nd, 2006 02:00 am (UTC)
lol you amuse me.
grlleastlikely
Jan. 22nd, 2006 04:41 am (UTC)
why do guys lie about their height? is it if theyr're under 5'8" you're no good? never made sense.
aubkabob
Nov. 6th, 2006 05:15 am (UTC)
it's not like height = pencil eraser for a penis.
kateri_kachina
Jan. 22nd, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
The hairlessness on your legs isn't unusual. My mom (a nurse) says it's common. Fabric on the legs wears off the hair follicles, and some of them just don't grow back. Mom really doesn't have to shave her legs anymore.
aubkabob
Nov. 6th, 2006 05:15 am (UTC)
hrm, maybe i should wear tight calfed pants more often ;)
idioscosmos
Jan. 22nd, 2006 11:11 pm (UTC)
Heh. The body does strange things with hair as you get older. For example, I didn't have to shave every day 'till I was 28. Now have to shave and I finally have chest hairs. Like 3 of them. I kind of comb them over so they look like 6.

Grr...manly, no? I can tell you're just salivating thinking about my testosterone ridden self. What red-blooded woman wouldn't?

now ALL of my new socks smell like corn chips
You seriously need to buy different corn chips if they smell like that.
aubkabob
Nov. 6th, 2006 05:17 am (UTC)
i tend to not eat the things, anyway ;)

my dad's a hairy monkey, but my mom is virtually hairless like me - can you imagine the offspring of two virtually hairless people? can we say.. Powder?
idioscosmos
Nov. 6th, 2006 05:42 am (UTC)
I'm not totally hairless. I have Hobbit feet.

BWT, we will never speak of this again.

wiccanpain
Jan. 24th, 2006 06:06 am (UTC)
I lost you on my friends list...it said your journal was deleted. Or was I kicked? I've been so confused lately it's hard to tell sometimes. *laughs* Can I add you back?
aubkabob
Jan. 24th, 2006 07:36 am (UTC)
yay! i deleted it, and then ended up deleting anyone that deleted me during the week it was deleted. i figured that it was a good way to thin down the herd a bit, so to speak, as well as that some people would find their way back anyhow :)

i'm glad you found me again!
wiccanpain
Jan. 24th, 2006 07:43 am (UTC)
Woo-hoo, I'm glad you're back! I've added you again. :)
aubkabob
Nov. 6th, 2006 05:18 am (UTC)
and i'm glad you did!
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