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Aubrey moment of the day:

Jessie and I were at Barnes & Noble purchasing his Terry Brooks book. I have their discount card, so I declared loudly "I HAVE MY CARD!", thrust my hand into my purse, grabbed what I thought was my wallet, and slapped a giant green packaged fluffy PAD onto the counter. No, not a small spiral notebook, but a menstrual napkin. After I recovered from ... DYING... I yelled loudly (to be heard over my brother's gaffaws) "GUESS WHAT ELSE I HAVE!!!"

Today didn't go nearly as bad as I thought, though it took so long to get to lunch, that I clocked back in, worked for 20 minutes, and left for the day.


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Feb. 13th, 2006 04:24 am (UTC)
lol omg that sucks! in a very major way! but it's funny if you're not you! but it still sucks!
Sep. 4th, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
what's funny, too, is that i had a woman do the same exact thing in my line lately, though she totally treated it as if it were just an ink pen or a notebook.
Feb. 13th, 2006 04:25 am (UTC)
That is by far the most hysterical thing today!
Sep. 4th, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
i'm happy to oblige.

i'm also happy to respond to this way late so that you could have totally forgotten the original post and you'll reread it and laugh at my awkwardness all over again!
Feb. 13th, 2006 04:38 am (UTC)
That's. Fucking. Awesome.
Sep. 4th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
i used to do stuff like that all the time. aallll. i guess that i'm slowing down in my old age ;)
Feb. 13th, 2006 04:44 am (UTC)
oh my gosh, that's absolutely priceless. I have so much more love for you now!
Feb. 13th, 2006 04:46 am (UTC)
Pardon, but HAHAHAHAA. That's just great. And I can picture it perfectly, since I'm usually the one saying "do you have a barnes and noble membership card?" and know that the cards are green (not so much fluffy though).
Sep. 4th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC)
and not wrapped in a perfect little package! :)

sort of related, i think it's funny how awkward men feel around period stuff, so whenever i'm getting pads/painkillers/tampons, i always try to go through a line with a guy as the cashier. funny how that is so reverse from what i had done in the past.

ha ha, or my massive mortification of having to buy an enema for my colonoscopy procedure. i so should have gone to the walgreens NOT by my apartment.
Feb. 13th, 2006 04:56 am (UTC)
oh, no worries girl! i did that in seventh grade in social studies... right after lunch. my friend asked for a brush and all i had was a comb. back in those days, pads werent adhesive... they had these kite tails on them that had to be threaded through a metal loop on an elastic belt!
anyway, when i whipped out my comb, the 'tail' of the pad was caught in it, and the who pad followed it like i had caught a fish! everyone else was working on their school work, but me and my friend were dying of laughter in the back of the room!~
Feb. 13th, 2006 06:14 am (UTC)
*falls over laughing*

You are priceless, Aubs, *grins* Don't ever change.
Sep. 4th, 2006 06:56 pm (UTC)
the only things i plan to ever change are my haircolor and my underwear ;)
(no subject) - wallbrat - Sep. 4th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC) - Expand
Feb. 13th, 2006 01:01 pm (UTC)
That must been so embarrassing, but you told it in such way that it made me actually LOL. You seemed to handle it well too! Kudos to you. You are funny :)
Sep. 4th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
after i got out of my awkward teenage years where EVERYTHING was mortifying, i seem to have a knack for doing embarassing things that would normally mortify others, but then taking it in stride and changing it into a joke.

or something.
Feb. 13th, 2006 01:04 pm (UTC)
OMG! Thanks for a great laugh this morning. You know, that sounds like it could happen to me one day so maybe I shouldn't laugh too hard. ;)
Feb. 13th, 2006 01:55 pm (UTC)

If you're going to do something like that, at least you can laugh about it. :D
Sep. 4th, 2006 06:58 pm (UTC)
absolutely. life is entirely too short to be freaking out about things like that. maybe it's God's general silly message that it's better for all involved if you lighten up when put in a situation like that instead of freak out.
Feb. 13th, 2006 01:56 pm (UTC)
I pulled out my wallet at the grocery store once, only to have a tampon come flying out with it and skid across the counter to the cashier. D'oh!
Sep. 4th, 2006 06:59 pm (UTC)
Feb. 13th, 2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is even funnier because I can picture this happening. You Aubs, are my hero.
Sep. 4th, 2006 06:59 pm (UTC)
a girl does what she can to keep mirth in the world!
Feb. 13th, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)
Sep. 4th, 2006 06:59 pm (UTC)
pleased to entertain!
(no subject) - bigstusexy - Sep. 5th, 2006 12:43 pm (UTC) - Expand
Feb. 13th, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)


Perfect read to start my Monday morning...
Feb. 13th, 2006 03:05 pm (UTC)
ah hahaha that's priceless! I'm sure you found it funny as well...after the initial mortification!
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