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Jul. 16th, 2006

ugh, i'm stuffed up like a whore on.... um... not cold medication. i think that there's a cold just lurking around the corner, i keep losing my voice at night and have Sinus Pressure O Doom. not to mention that i have that NIFTY freaking trick that i have nowadays to where if the left side of my face has any sinus pressure at all, i lose a good deal of hearing in my left ear.

huzzah.

loverly gelatinous cuisine at Happy Family Chinese (with a name like that and a $4.25 combo platter, where can you go wrong? let's hope i don't find out tomorrow.) with faetal. i miss her. silly life. came across a wonderful package from talkingpotato that apparently arrived like a week ago. IT'S SO ADORABLE AND IT SMELLS SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD. holy mackeral, woman, it's like you plucked my ideal scent right out of the freaking air, it's so gorgeous!

dreams. whoo! last night, i dreamed that Eddie Izzard and i were riding on swings on a bus that was driving past a carnival. he kept making these outlandish gestures about the ferris wheel, and when i looked, it was thee biggest ferris wheel i had ever seen. i was too scared to ride it, i was. we got to our destination, and i realized that i was running late for meeting up with imnotbob, and i was excited yet terribly nervous, and had known that our meeting was well overdue. so Eddie and i took a nap. i woke up at 6 pm, freaking out because i was supposed to be there at 6 am. instead of leaving, though, i went into the bathroom, where God was giving my friend Jessalyn a shoulder rub. he explained to me as he did this (Jessalyn didn't know he was there, but i could see that he was a short balding man with white hair and a big nose) that it's best to not neglect the shoulders, as there's important liquidy tissue in there that helps to keep things lubricated. if you neglect the shoulders, then the liquid pools together, causing knots.

as i turned to leave, God said:

"hey, you have great legs!"

me: ... what?
God: you have some really great legs!
me: ... i beg to differ, i'm sorry. (in RL, my thighs have always been my sorespot.)
God: well, let me just say that there's excellent POTENTIAL (he said with a sly wink.)
me: potential?
God: yes! it's not all over yet. just a little bit of work, and you will have the most beautiful legs!
me: that's good to hear!

as i turned around to leave, a thought occured to me.

me: God, what about my knees?
God: oh, honey, your knees are shot.

..... interesting. there was also some weird underlying plot that God was wagging his finger at Eddie Izzard for being too cunning.

oh, something funny to note, too: i woke up at 645 am, when i had set my alarm for 4 am... ooooor, was it pm?

yup, i set my alarm for 4 pm. schweet.

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talkingpotato
Jul. 17th, 2006 06:10 am (UTC)
YAY! I'm so glad you liked it, when I smelled it, it just reminded me so much of your essence. Playful, sweet, sexy, just a really charming scent. And I could totally picture you using the word 'flummery' in part of your everyday convos :)
aubkabob
Sep. 17th, 2007 11:14 am (UTC)
Oh hells, yes! I keep it next to my desk and think of you often because of it!
0vary
Jul. 17th, 2006 06:29 am (UTC)
dood, to say, its actually quite grand when you do the valleygirl thing in improv and wiggle your hips around. you have gorgeous hips to legs, ma'am.

thank you
jecook
Jul. 17th, 2006 01:53 pm (UTC)
Waaay off topic...
You icon is making go "Preciousssss... my preciousssss...."

::falls over laughing::
lunarfield
Jul. 17th, 2006 01:34 pm (UTC)
Well it's nice to know that even if you feel different, God thinks you have a nice set of legs! LOL!

I've had dreams that weird before. They're always a little confusing, yet highly entertaining.
glenns_chick
Jul. 17th, 2006 02:13 pm (UTC)
Bah ha ha ha!! What a cool dream! ;)

Hope your schnozz eases up. Feel better soon!
beccak1961
Jul. 17th, 2006 02:39 pm (UTC)
I hope you feel better, and umm.. wow, who knew God was a leg man:)
hottergirl01
Jul. 17th, 2006 08:02 pm (UTC)
lol
i don't think He's a leg man, per say...or is it per se?...anyway, He's a heart man and He does what He can to get into our hearts. He's like a suitor; He does whatever to get all of us. And I don't think He's a man. If He is, He'd better be HAWT!
oatmeal
Jul. 18th, 2006 11:11 pm (UTC)
Re: lol
God likes a lady with curves. Mary was no stick, no matter who plays her in the church nativity scene every year. God thinks: the bigger the cushion . . . it's true. He wants to get with you and make little god babies.

hottergirl01
Jul. 19th, 2006 03:58 am (UTC)
Re: lol
awww, you're adorable.

lol@little god babies. hilarious, i tells ya!
shadow_vagabond
Jul. 17th, 2006 11:53 pm (UTC)
oh yes, rubber chickens

keep'em alive!
oatmeal
Jul. 18th, 2006 11:12 pm (UTC)
God aside, you really do have nice legs.
aubkabob
Sep. 17th, 2007 11:15 am (UTC)
You make me blush.
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