Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo (aubkabob) wrote,
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo
aubkabob

aaah, for the joys of...

i was dressed and on my way out the door to work when....

i just called work "hi, steve. this is aubrey. i was on my way out the door when i was hit by what can only be described as a severe case of bottom sickness. i don't know when i'll be in or if i'll be in, but i'll try, if this bout passes - no pun intended."

ah, yes. between my suddenly painful, watery bowels, my sleeping through the first 3 hours of my shift, and my showing up at 3 instead of 11 for my shift, all within a week and a half... things will go splendid for my 3 year review. could i be failing officemax as well as college?

oh, and happy three year anniversary with officemax to meeee.

hee hee, i just rememebered i had a dream that conan o'brien was hitting on me.
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