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boreded. need more coffee.

Today was really allergenic.



I got out of bed after glaring at the clock radio for playing Cranberries yet freaking again.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here,
and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and a healthy imagination.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

I'll bet Bacci tastes like chicken.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).

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msanborn
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:13 pm (UTC)
that made me laugh so hard that I started coughing, which led to puking, which... yeah I sort of hate you now.

but it was hilarious.

aubkabob
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:29 pm (UTC)
tee hee. one good thing about responding to ancient entries is that i come across idiotic gems like these and can repost the memes when no one is suspecting.
msanborn
Aug. 24th, 2006 05:29 am (UTC)
true... so very true.
jenniffer
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:21 pm (UTC)
I was SO confused....

don't post things like this on my blonde days :P
aubkabob
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
ha ha, you don't want to see pictures of my penis?
jenniffer
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:33 pm (UTC)
well of course I did...why do you think I clicked the link!

but there wasn't one...*pouts*
bigstusexy
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
I'm getting better at spotting this thing. it always manages to freak me out when it starts getting into the shcoking sutff, Now if its just too out of order I zoom to the bottom to see the sticker and I'm set.

:)

Stu-
wiccanpain
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC)
I was soooo totally feeling sorry for you until I read the line about being gay...then I realized it was all fake!

Nah..just kidding...I did, however, think the first line was true. Me, I'd throw the damn radio across the room if it was playing The Cranberries.

You so crazy.
aubkabob
May. 5th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
Much much love for your icon.
idioscosmos
Aug. 23rd, 2006 09:00 pm (UTC)
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself.

Um..yay? I get to see pictures of your shaved naked gay penis?
aubkabob
May. 5th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
I have to put them up somewhere!
drocera
Aug. 23rd, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC)
LOL! yes, I was quite confused, too. I was like "huh...is this 0vary's journal?" Hee hee! (tell her that I love her!)
eldylabor
Aug. 23rd, 2006 10:56 pm (UTC)
That thing makes it seem like the person has the shortest or just most random attention span in the world. "I shaved everywhere, but my webcam is broken. Hey, I have a digital camera and here's my penis and me naked!" Haha.
ancient_exile
Aug. 24th, 2006 01:29 am (UTC)
WOW! Me and my adhd actually understood all of that! LOL damn too bad it isnt true... beats my boring life any day ;)

So where is the naked, shaved chicken? I mean Bacci. I mean.. Where did I leave that penis webcam again?
sircaliban
Aug. 24th, 2006 03:42 am (UTC)
Boy.. miss a day.. and you miss a bunch.. I tell you..

I was really impressed that you slept with both the boys.. how did you pull that one off? I guess you distracted the girls by telling them there was a sleep over at 0vary's house.

;)

Nevermind.. I'm twisted like that.
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