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i will make a post with a bunch of nuggets for you to read. some of them are true. some of them are not. i will let you guess which.

~ my mother is an ex con who served time in prison for selling meth. she was narc'ed off by the first boy i ever kissed.

~ i was teetering on the edge of alcoholism at age fifteen.

~ i had my first pregnancy scare at fifteen.

~ i tried several times to become a pothead, but pot does weird things to my joints, almost as if i have parkinson's disease.

~ although i find myself attracted to women and have been with women in the past, i do not consider myself bisexual. rather, i consider myself asexual as i rarely think about sex and haven't been attracted to anyone of either sex for a very VERY long time (except one person, but that's a long story.)

~ i have toyed with several religions trying to find my fit, but find myself torn between Christianity, Judaisim, and Wicca.

~ my parents divorced when i was 9 months old.

~ i remember the first time i ever saw a black person. the response was not good. but i am beyond that now. (i was four.)

~ i went through three major party phases: mid teens, early 20's, and 28ish. now i have maybe one beer a month. i like the taste.

~ i am 5'7".

~ i used to be able to recite animaniac's nations of the world song (united states, canada, mexico, panama, haiti, jamaica, peru...) in less than a minute. my record time was 51 seconds.

~ i sold drugs for my mother when i was a teenager. she gave me free speed "to keep my weight down" and let me keep half the profit. meanwhile, i was always the teacher's pet, so they would never believe what i did between class.

~ i dropped out of high school at age 18 so i could work at wendy's. i eventually got my high school diploma through job corps.

~ i am extremely socially inept, and was so shy as a teen that i would become violently ill if i was ever in a class where we were forced to make groups.

~ i am 31 years old and have never been in a relationship that lasted more than two months. i haven't been on a date in five years. i haven't kissed a boy in eleven months. i haven't kissed a girl in four months.

~ my ultimate dream job would be to do cartoon voice overs.

maybe i'll do more later.

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crushdmb
Nov. 1st, 2006 02:08 am (UTC)
come back to phoenix so we can make out! heehee
jhimm
Nov. 1st, 2006 02:25 am (UTC)
the problem for me
is that since i don't know you at all
this is basically an experiment
for me to figure out how clever and creative i think you are.
gracified
Nov. 1st, 2006 02:37 am (UTC)
These are great... you should do more :)
rock_starlette
Nov. 1st, 2006 02:40 am (UTC)
Fun idea!!!
runesf
Nov. 1st, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)
I donøt think it is "fun" it is more of a thing that makes me think.

_ninja_fetus_
Nov. 1st, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)
see..i dont know anything about you except from what i read. and i think you are pretty awesome
aubkabob
Nov. 1st, 2006 03:05 am (UTC)
aww, thank you! i'm all ablush!
ignusfaatus
Nov. 1st, 2006 03:21 am (UTC)
I cant wait to find out which ones are true!!!
aubkabob
Jul. 12th, 2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
Looking back on this post?

Every single one is true.
xilaria
Nov. 1st, 2006 03:33 am (UTC)
Some of these are deep, and I'm afraid to find out if they're actually true or not. Either way, you sound like a veeery interesting person (even if you do turn out to be soically inept) ;)
idioscosmos
Nov. 1st, 2006 07:27 am (UTC)
~ i was teetering on the edge of alcoholism at age fifteen.

My parents wouldn't let me drink soda at age 15.

~ i had my first pregnancy scare at fifteen.

At 15 I was 5'1" and had a head that was 22" in circumference. Pregnancy not so much of a worry. Getting poked with sticks (think "EW! What is it? Don't touch it...here...use the stick!") kind of was.

~ i tried several times to become a pothead, but pot does weird things to my joints, almost as if i have parkinson's disease.

I tried pot but it made my lungs hurt. I swallowed it instead and it made me explosively flatulent. Think Eric Cartman in the South Park where he has fire and satellite dishes coming out of his butt.

~ although i find myself attracted to women and have been with women in the past, i do not consider myself bisexual. rather, i consider myself asexual as i rarely think about sex and haven't been attracted to anyone of either sex for a very VERY long time (except one person, but that's a long story.)

When I dream, I'm a Viking!

~ i have toyed with several religions trying to find my fit, but find myself torn between Christianity, Judaisim, and Wicca.

I'm mostly Buddhist.

~ i remember the first time i ever saw a black person. the response was not good. but i am beyond that now. (i was four.)

I remember the first time I saw a black kid. I asked him if he was a "chocolate bar person". I also remember the first time I got knocked down.

~ i went through three major party phases: mid teens, early 20's, and 28ish. now i have maybe one beer a month. i like the taste.

I drank a lot when I was 17-20. Then when I was 30-32. And a bit last year after the huge bruhaha. Now I only drink when I go out with friends, and when I do I buy the biggest, most colorful, most fantabulous girlie-drink I can find. If it's served in a cup that looks like a coconut or a pineapple...bonus

~ i am 5'7".

p0wn3d!!! 6'2 1/2"

~ i sold drugs for my mother when i was a teenager. she gave me free speed "to keep my weight down" and let me keep half the profit. meanwhile, i was always the teacher's pet, so they would never believe what i did between class.

I'd skip lunch and go to the library or the Sr World History class......

~ i dropped out of high school at age 18 so i could work at wendy's. i eventually got my high school diploma through job corps.

I have about 150 credits at the local community college.


You only need 90 to graduate.

~ i am extremely socially inept, and was so shy as a teen that i would become violently ill if i was ever in a class where we were forced to make groups.

I used to get so nervous around women/girls that I'd stutter and/or hyperventilate.

~ my ultimate dream job would be to do cartoon voice overs.

Viking.
only1opinion
Nov. 1st, 2006 01:01 pm (UTC)
i remember the first time i ever saw a black person. the response was not good. but i am beyond that now. (i was four.)

I grew up in a small, farming community in Michigan. My parents rarely took us anywhere else, unless it was another small town that was similar. I saw my first black person (a man) at a Meijer when I was something like 4. I had just been to the zoo. Needless to say, I said something along the lines of, "Momma? Why is the monkey shopping? Don't the people at the zoo give them food? That's sad..." and it sent my mother into shock. The man, however, was very kind and explained to me what was going on. Then my mother, being what she is, bought me books and went through them with me for hours... days, even. Punishment? Not technically. However, I would have been just fine if she'd left it with what one nice stranger said.
busychild424
Nov. 1st, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC)
I don't know you so I'm just going to guess.
~ my mother is an ex con who served time in prison for selling meth. she was narc'ed off by the first boy i ever kissed.
true

~ i was teetering on the edge of alcoholism at age fifteen.
true

~ i had my first pregnancy scare at fifteen.
see above

~ i tried several times to become a pothead, but pot does weird things to my joints, almost as if i have parkinson's disease.
false

~ although i find myself attracted to women and have been with women in the past, i do not consider myself bisexual. rather, i consider myself asexual as i rarely think about sex and haven't been attracted to anyone of either sex for a very VERY long time (except one person, but that's a long story.)
false

~ i have toyed with several religions trying to find my fit, but find myself torn between Christianity, Judaisim, and Wicca.
true

~ my parents divorced when i was 9 months old.
true

~ i remember the first time i ever saw a black person. the response was not good. but i am beyond that now. (i was four.)
true

~ i went through three major party phases: mid teens, early 20's, and 28ish. now i have maybe one beer a month. i like the taste.
false

~ i am 5'7".
false

~ i used to be able to recite animaniac's nations of the world song (united states, canada, mexico, panama, haiti, jamaica, peru...) in less than a minute. my record time was 51 seconds.
what?

~ i sold drugs for my mother when i was a teenager. she gave me free speed "to keep my weight down" and let me keep half the profit. meanwhile, i was always the teacher's pet, so they would never believe what i did between class.
true

~ i dropped out of high school at age 18 so i could work at wendy's. i eventually got my high school diploma through job corps.
false

~ i am extremely socially inept, and was so shy as a teen that i would become violently ill if i was ever in a class where we were forced to make groups.
true

~ i am 31 years old and have never been in a relationship that lasted more than two months. i haven't been on a date in five years. i haven't kissed a boy in eleven months. i haven't kissed a girl in four months.
false

~ my ultimate dream job would be to do cartoon voice overs.
false

And since I don't know you, these aren't reflections on who I think you might be. Just guesses.
niblik
Nov. 1st, 2006 06:31 pm (UTC)
Ok, I am bored. I will guess -- and this is pure guessing (I gave my reasoning), and I do not know you well enough to know.

~ my mother is an ex con who served time in prison for selling meth. she was narc'ed off by the first boy i ever kissed.
True (because it sounds too crazy)

~ i was teetering on the edge of alcoholism at age fifteen.
True (because it could happen)

~ i had my first pregnancy scare at fifteen.
True (because of the alcoholism)

~ i tried several times to become a pothead, but pot does weird things to my joints, almost as if i have parkinson's disease.
False (Lethargy > all movement)

~ although i find myself attracted to women and have been with women in the past, i do not consider myself bisexual. rather, i consider myself asexual as i rarely think about sex and haven't been attracted to anyone of either sex for a very VERY long time (except one person, but that's a long story.)
False (I like thinking happy thoughts - like everyone is at least getting what they need)

~ i have toyed with several religions trying to find my fit, but find myself torn between Christianity, Judaisim, and Wicca.
True (why not)

~ my parents divorced when i was 9 months old.
True (why not)

~ i remember the first time i ever saw a black person. the response was not good. but i am beyond that now. (i was four.)
False (I do not picture you as having been so isolated)

~ i went through three major party phases: mid teens, early 20's, and 28ish. now i have maybe one beer a month. i like the taste.
True (why not)

~ i am 5'7".
False (I think you are around 5'2 or 5'4)

~ i used to be able to recite animaniac's nations of the world song (united states, canada, mexico, panama, haiti, jamaica, peru...) in less than a minute. my record time was 51 seconds.
True (why not)

~ i sold drugs for my mother when i was a teenager. she gave me free speed "to keep my weight down" and let me keep half the profit. meanwhile, i was always the teacher's pet, so they would never believe what i did between class.
True (because it sounds interesting)

~ i dropped out of high school at age 18 so i could work at wendy's. i eventually got my high school diploma through job corps.
False (job corps? GRE, maybe; but job corps?)

~ i am extremely socially inept, and was so shy as a teen that i would become violently ill if i was ever in a class where we were forced to make groups.
False (as often as you post, I would tend to think of you being extroverted)

~ i am 31 years old and have never been in a relationship that lasted more than two months. i haven't been on a date in five years. i haven't kissed a boy in eleven months. i haven't kissed a girl in four months.
False (I like thinking happy thoughts - like everyone is at least getting what they need)

~ my ultimate dream job would be to do cartoon voice overs.
True (from the animaniac & other 'toon userpics)
momof2girls
Nov. 1st, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC)
OK, several people have guessed. Now you have to tell us! I'm curious, but I don't know you well enough to guess!
a_running_dog
Nov. 1st, 2006 08:17 pm (UTC)
I'll take a stab at this...

~ my mother is an ex con who served time in prison for selling meth. she was narc'ed off by the first boy i ever kissed.

true

~ i was teetering on the edge of alcoholism at age fifteen.

false

~ i had my first pregnancy scare at fifteen.

true

~ i tried several times to become a pothead, but pot does weird things to my joints, almost as if i have parkinson's disease.

false

~ although i find myself attracted to women and have been with women in the past, i do not consider myself bisexual. rather, i consider myself asexual as i rarely think about sex and haven't been attracted to anyone of either sex for a very VERY long time (except one person, but that's a long story.)

false

~ i have toyed with several religions trying to find my fit, but find myself torn between Christianity, Judaisim, and Wicca.

true

~ my parents divorced when i was 9 months old.

true

~ i remember the first time i ever saw a black person. the response was not good. but i am beyond that now. (i was four.)

false

~ i went through three major party phases: mid teens, early 20's, and 28ish. now i have maybe one beer a month. i like the taste.

true

~ i am 5'7".

true

~ i used to be able to recite animaniac's nations of the world song (united states, canada, mexico, panama, haiti, jamaica, peru...) in less than a minute. my record time was 51 seconds.

most definitely true

~ i sold drugs for my mother when i was a teenager. she gave me free speed "to keep my weight down" and let me keep half the profit. meanwhile, i was always the teacher's pet, so they would never believe what i did between class.

true

~ i dropped out of high school at age 18 so i could work at wendy's. i eventually got my high school diploma through job corps.

true

~ i am extremely socially inept, and was so shy as a teen that i would become violently ill if i was ever in a class where we were forced to make groups.

false

~ i am 31 years old and have never been in a relationship that lasted more than two months. i haven't been on a date in five years. i haven't kissed a boy in eleven months. i haven't kissed a girl in four months.

false

~ my ultimate dream job would be to do cartoon voice overs.

false
a_running_dog
Nov. 1st, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
Perhaps it's because I'm a law student currently taking Trial Technique and Evidence, but the use of compound questions makes it difficult to answer 'true' or 'false'. Like the Job Corps question: If you were in Job Corps (which I know you were) but you didn't drop out to work at Wendy's, how do I classify the statement?

/overanalysis
tapho
Nov. 2nd, 2006 03:11 am (UTC)
Thanks for posting this. It's nice to get to know more about you. You've had one hell of an interesting life, for sure.
_ninja_fetus_
Nov. 2nd, 2006 07:18 am (UTC)
thing about wicca or paganism...you can be any religion and still be pagan.

paganism wicca druidism treehugging whatever is technically a spirituality and not a religion...
that and we are so laid back and understanding you can do most things...

so the opposite of catholic
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