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me? snore? pshaw.

so, after i went to the halloween party in sandy eggo, i was sitting at "home" in a room full of people, including batman, batgirl, wonder woman, and Stereotypical Black Dude (complete with bag o-fried chicken, bbq sauce, and orange county jail jumpsuit), and i started nodding off. i tried to test my vocal chords any way i could to make sure that how i was sitting (yes, i was sleeping sitting up), wouldn't cause me to snore. i would die if i snored, i thought. i kept trying to stay awake, but kept doing the cross-eyed and eyes rolling into the back of my head stare... one second, i'm watching the guys on television talk in ghetto-speak, the next, i'm strolling casually through a field, surrounded by fluffy clouds.. i'm walking in the clouds... and through the nice fluffy haze, i hear a sound:


ssssznnnzzzzssszz *pause* ssssszzzznszzzszsssnnnnzzss *pause* sssznsnznss

in my dream mind, i think "I'M SNORING! I WILL DIE!", and i sat up straight forward on the couch and yelled "WOOOOOOAHH MAH GAWD!"

i pause.

i notice all 10? 12? people in the room staring at me. i die again.

the next morning, i find out that they thought it was the girl next to me that was snoring ;)

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toongirl
Nov. 7th, 2002 07:41 am (UTC)
I seriously tipped over in my chair laughing at that...

*dies*
aubkabob
Nov. 16th, 2002 10:39 pm (UTC)
Re:
lol - glad i could make someone laugh :)
allisunclaimed
Nov. 7th, 2002 09:25 am (UTC)
Nope...it wasn't the girl next to you...it was you...I heard you! hehehe

peace
Susan
aubkabob
Nov. 16th, 2002 10:40 pm (UTC)
Re:
lol - i think people in texas heard me ;)
allisunclaimed
Nov. 17th, 2002 10:46 am (UTC)
Texas...shit girl, I live in South Carolina and I heard you here...lol...
talkingpotato
Nov. 7th, 2002 02:56 pm (UTC)
AHHAHAHA
That made me laugh, "WHOAAAAAAA MAH GAWD" AHAHHA
aubkabob
Nov. 16th, 2002 10:52 pm (UTC)
Re: AHHAHAHA
lol - i think the impersonation of myself is lost in the font... it's much more funny in person, i promise.
talkingpotato
Nov. 16th, 2002 11:14 pm (UTC)
Re: AHHAHAHA
Sometimes Arial looks too.... 'businesslike' to be funny...
Comic Sans, thats the way to go
aubkabob
Nov. 19th, 2002 05:03 pm (UTC)
Re: AHHAHAHA
lol - if you REALLY wanna get weird, you can get into the odd stuff.

like i have a Batman Returns font on my puter.
way2tired
Nov. 7th, 2002 08:22 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA..

Hey, I've finally found your new journal, and caught back up on what'cha been doing. Heh.. Two paid journals?? Do you really need two paid journals?

aubkabob
Nov. 16th, 2002 10:58 pm (UTC)
Re:
hooray!

well, after i paid up a bunch on my aubreystar journal, i wanted desperately to change it to aubkabob, thinking that it was less... i dunno.. .girlie, i guess... i miss my aubreystar now :( i also lost a LOT of friends in the transition..
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