i also forgot to mention that i had to wear my brother's britches to work yesterday because he grabbed mine out of the dryer by mistake. i shot him a text message that read "are your pants unusually comfortable today?" and squeezed myself into his pants (yay for us both having Mom Hips). i spent all day crawling around on the floor gift wrapping tables. (not stuff on the tables, but the tables themselves. sometimes it amazes me what i get paid $9.26 an hour to do.) i constantly freaked out about ripping or soiling the man pants with toner or something equally unremovable.
my mom told me that i need to get laid and to please do so. that's nice. i also then got to hear about all sorts of sexploitations she did while i was a teenager, so therefore no matter what i do or what i tell her, it wouldn't be shocking to her. that's nice, too.
*cough*
damn, i still have to pee.
my mom told me that i need to get laid and to please do so. that's nice. i also then got to hear about all sorts of sexploitations she did while i was a teenager, so therefore no matter what i do or what i tell her, it wouldn't be shocking to her. that's nice, too.
*cough*
damn, i still have to pee.
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My mother would sooner die than admit I could possibly be sexually active, even though I've been married and have two kids! LOL!
And unless things have changed since I've been out, you probably should get the whole "need a bed" thing sorted out first. The whole "sex in a car" thing becomes way less comfortable as the flexibility of youth fades.
*indeed an acheivment of questionable utility given the sentiments of the gay men (oh! Two! I know two gay men! Ah are diverse!) I know - one of them accidentally placed his hand on top of one of the women we work with and recoiled as if she were red hot, exclaiming "EW! GIRL COOTCHIE!".
I then kind of was like..."???!?! Girl cootchie? As opposed to...nevermind."
Would you go pee already!!!!
Man could I share stories, but I won't ;P at least not where they could spread like wild fire and my exploits known.
Stu-
(only in a theorhetical kind of way he couldn't handle having a teen aged girl chasing him around after she's given him her sex...).