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i also forgot to mention that i had to wear my brother's britches to work yesterday because he grabbed mine out of the dryer by mistake. i shot him a text message that read "are your pants unusually comfortable today?" and squeezed myself into his pants (yay for us both having Mom Hips). i spent all day crawling around on the floor gift wrapping tables. (not stuff on the tables, but the tables themselves. sometimes it amazes me what i get paid $9.26 an hour to do.) i constantly freaked out about ripping or soiling the man pants with toner or something equally unremovable.

my mom told me that i need to get laid and to please do so. that's nice. i also then got to hear about all sorts of sexploitations she did while i was a teenager, so therefore no matter what i do or what i tell her, it wouldn't be shocking to her. that's nice, too.


damn, i still have to pee.


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Dec. 13th, 2006 11:30 pm (UTC)
I'm afraid I can't make it down there until after the new year; it's too late to get time off from my real job for the holidays.
Dec. 13th, 2006 11:47 pm (UTC)
haha that's very funny. :)
Dec. 13th, 2006 11:57 pm (UTC)
Your *mother* told you that?! I keep saying that about my mother!

My mother would sooner die than admit I could possibly be sexually active, even though I've been married and have two kids! LOL!
Dec. 14th, 2006 12:16 am (UTC)
Well, you did just get into a mans pants. So she should be happy.

And unless things have changed since I've been out, you probably should get the whole "need a bed" thing sorted out first. The whole "sex in a car" thing becomes way less comfortable as the flexibility of youth fades.
Dec. 14th, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)
a gay mans pants =p
Dec. 14th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)
Her brother's pants no less.
Dec. 14th, 2006 03:20 am (UTC)
An acheivement that much more difficult* for the typical woman - the Aubs mojo must be strong indeed.

*indeed an acheivment of questionable utility given the sentiments of the gay men (oh! Two! I know two gay men! Ah are diverse!) I know - one of them accidentally placed his hand on top of one of the women we work with and recoiled as if she were red hot, exclaiming "EW! GIRL COOTCHIE!".

I then kind of was like..."???!?! Girl cootchie? As opposed to...nevermind."
Dec. 14th, 2006 04:25 am (UTC)
at first I had to read that over again! I was thinking you meant that he wore your UNDERWEAR!!! I was going to say "how the hell do you mix THAT one up?" lol!!!!!

Would you go pee already!!!!
Dec. 14th, 2006 02:17 pm (UTC)
Um, hearing about my mom's sex life would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaay TMI for me...
Dec. 14th, 2006 05:37 pm (UTC)

Man could I share stories, but I won't ;P at least not where they could spread like wild fire and my exploits known.

Dec. 14th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
I have recently been thinking I sure wish my 14 yr old son would get laid... Because it would mellow him out a little.
(only in a theorhetical kind of way he couldn't handle having a teen aged girl chasing him around after she's given him her sex...).
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