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the more i watch divorce court, the more i'm happy that i'm single.

i wouldn't be watching divorce court, but i have no idea what happened to the remote.

what a world we live in.

i know tonight will be busy at work, as well as tomorrow, as i have a 12 page ad to set. i was told that i have to train people so that on the saturday nights that i need off in order to be a rock star, it doesn't take the crew approximately one decade to do the job i do in a few hours.

i love how they're panicking about OHMYGAWSOMUCHAD!!!, though i've set 12 page ads by myself all the dang time.


trying to concoct a show and tell post for my favorite bands, but youtube.com is being a butt. not even a SEXY butt.

actually, i never got into looking at butts. some men's hips make me swoon all over the place, but i guess i cannot fathom drooling over the part of the body that makes gravy.

oh, how i hate to do DISHES. i really need to start wearing gloves, as it seems like the older i get, the more it greatly disturbs me that i'm allowing my hands to hang out in soggy old food.



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Dec. 29th, 2006 10:32 pm (UTC)
I am notorious for checking out hot asses. Especially hot female asses in tight jeans.
Dec. 29th, 2006 10:34 pm (UTC)
well, i guess i do check out women's asses more than men, but only occasionally. besides, i find the nekkid woman so much more attractive than the nekkid man, so i guess that this would be a natural response? women don't make gravy, they pooter.

or something.
Dec. 29th, 2006 10:47 pm (UTC)
yeah, that makes sense:P women are hotter, for sure. especially in tight jeans. unless you're johnny depp. however, my ex lawrence had a very, very nice ass -- it was this perky little bubble butt. so cute.
Dec. 29th, 2006 10:40 pm (UTC)
Everyone that wants to get married should have to watch a solid week of divorce court before their wedding day.
Dec. 29th, 2006 10:44 pm (UTC)
ha ha, and COPS.
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Dec. 29th, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
we have a dishwasher, too, but we have to prewash them in order for it to cleanse anything. almost a waste, it is. i used to just hand wash everything and use the dishwasher as a thing to hold the dishes while they dried, but decided to instead just use a sponge to pretend to wash and let the sudsy machine do the final bits.
Dec. 29th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
You wanna see "Divorce Court," go back through my journal and read entries tagged "Spedly" or "irresponsible ex"! Stay single!
Dec. 29th, 2006 11:30 pm (UTC)
I had kids for the specific purpose of no longer having to do dishes.
Dec. 30th, 2006 06:05 am (UTC)
... maybe I'm weird, but I have been married for 21 years and counting. 95% or better, happily so. That 5% is the rough times you got to work through.

Okay. I am weird.
Dec. 30th, 2006 09:35 am (UTC)
It's great when you can take care of things and your coworkers think you're some kind of miracle worker.

And I totally read that as OHMYGAWSOMUCHAD and I was thinking...wtf is muchad?

And I agree, it's rather difficult to find a hot ass.
Dec. 30th, 2006 09:36 am (UTC)
it's a lotta chad, of course! ;)
Dec. 30th, 2006 09:41 am (UTC)
I have to wonder, just how much...
Dec. 30th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
Divorce Court ain't got much on real life messy divorces.
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