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I had planned on accomplishing the world when I got home, but by the time I drug my backpacked self through the front door... all I want to do is sleep. Five is late for a nap, so instead I shall try to keep myself awake for the next three hours or so and then possibly call it an early night. I should practice my ear training, cuz GAW, do I need it. I always say I need it, but then end up getting good grades on my tests, funny how that works. I even did such a good job on my last rhythmic dictation test that I got an exclamation point !!! in the extra hard section that I aced completely, and that most of the class bombed. I still got an 85%, though, which was the same as Brittany, the girl I sit next to. (Damn overachiever - girl's getting her high school diploma AND her first Associates within the next six months.) I found it funny that I bombed the top half of the quiz and she bombed the bottom - extra proof we don't cheat off each other's paper.

I had been stubborn and resolved to NOT buy toilet paper for the house - I work at OfficeMax and both of my other roommates work at Target, so it seems OBVIOUS who should bring it home. (We have been using Kleenex for a week.) Daniel got home right now with two tubs of American Idol ice cream and two GIANT bags full of tp. My anus is happy. I can almost feel it smile.

My brother says I look nice today in the sweater he bought me, and that my hair looks nice, too. Funny, because I never even brushed it. I am terribly lazy in the mornings, you see, so I usually get out of bed ten minutes or less before I leave for the day. (Today, it was two minutes.) I do my bathing and stuff at night, sometimes washing my hair in the mornings if I wake up with a 'fro from sleeping on wet hair. I never have been one to take forever to get ready for anything - even when I wore a ton of make up and semi did my hair, it would still take me thirty minutes to be ready, including a shower. All that AND I like video games and hate shopping? I'm single again... why? ;)

In order to keep ourselves awake, it looks like we're going to the maul. Not to do any real shopping, you see. We generally hang out in the video game stores, sometimes book stores, and get bubble tea. I'm kinda hongray, too.

Or, we will be leaving, as soon as my brother is done tryiing out the new toilet paper.

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theal8r
Feb. 14th, 2007 01:28 am (UTC)
hmmm.... you shouldn't put icecream there....
mosspiglet
Feb. 14th, 2007 01:45 am (UTC)
we went to go get paper towels at the grocery, and came home with american idol ice cream and no paper towels =p

but damn that cake ice cream is good

and i miss you, im sorry its so difficult to get together <3
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gldngrrl
Feb. 14th, 2007 02:25 am (UTC)
yay!
for menstruating icons!
ornotmajestic
Feb. 14th, 2007 05:56 am (UTC)
I was using paper towels the past two days. Neither my rectum nor my toilet was very happy with that predicament. But as of today, I have super-soft-quilted-caress-your-sphincter-quad-ply-slices-of-heaven hanging next to MY throne. The world makes sense again!
bigstusexy
Feb. 14th, 2007 05:49 pm (UTC)
I'm trying my hardest not to see your smile in your head (trust me its the funny kind of thing)throw something in there about burping but its a fart because of location.

Oddly enough we were in the same predicument and I went to the store and bought 22 rolls of Scott cheap as your get but oddly better than klenex of TP I could add in anothernot but I'm pretty sure no one else wants to know that.

Anywho, I've never heard of American Idol Ice cream, tell me if its good, not that I'd buy it as I'm serious when i think my life is better when that show isn't airing.

I wonder if anyone would every parody it as false American Idol, who the get and how the play it out will be the measure of its funniness but I think it has potential.

Stu-
duelisthouston
Feb. 16th, 2007 07:52 am (UTC)
Hopefully this isn't too offensive:
American Idol ice cream = silly.
Roommates working at Target that obviously think OfficeMax stocks toilet paper = sillier.
aubkabob
Feb. 16th, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC)
Well, we actually DO stock toilet paper, it's a bizillion dollars, just like the other break room supplies we stock, and comes in individually wrapped portions in a giant bag of like thirty or some insane amount.

Still much better if they buy it.

What's silliest is that we actually stock a microwave AND toaster oven and mini fridge. In the three and a half years I've worked there, I haven't seen a single one sold, and the microwave has been on clearance for $79.00 for seriously like a year and a half.
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