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I'm drunk.

Coworkers's's's's fault.

Felt like a million bucks as I had them consistently rolling in the aisles with my fantastic true life stories.

Talked about masterbation a LOT. Well, all of us did. I quipped in at the appropriate times, but they actually led the conversation on THAT one.

As we were about to leave, noticed a girl from my choir at school sitting almost DIRECTLY next to us.

I'm tired and still sad, now that the immediate joy of bringing laughter to others is gone, and I have to be to work at 8 am although I said I can't work Sundays because the new store manager fucked up my schedule and thusly partially my life so much that i feel that only a runon sentence can properly convey this.

I shall leave you with a conversation had at faetal's crafting night on Thursday. I bought a wooden train with the letters J E S S I E to paint, a VERY long time ago.

Aubrey: Jessie, what color do you want your choo choo? Since you already know about your gift, I will let you choose the colors. Do you want a rainbow, or all blue, or what?
Jessie: I'm not a big fan of rainbows. I dunno. Somber colors, like blue and purple, I suppose. Lavendar.
*everyone chuckles because lavendar isn't really a somber color*
Andrea: yes, it can be your Lavendar Choo Choo of Sadness.

So I'm currently working on creating the Lavender Choo Choo of Sadness, as Bacci is actively trying to shove it all off of my desk to see just how fascinating gravity is. Well, not CURRENTLY THIS SECOND working on it, but the train is on my desk for when I WILL be actively working on it again.

I'm cold.

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ignusfaatus
Apr. 15th, 2007 07:42 am (UTC)
I like you.

warm hugs
aubkabob
Apr. 18th, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
YAY! I LIKE YOU TOOOOO!

Thanks for sticking around, mamazahn.
idioscosmos
Apr. 15th, 2007 09:29 am (UTC)
Dood. Turn the heater on. :-P

Heh.

Wanker.
aubkabob
Apr. 18th, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
Hee hee. Thanks to you, I HAVE a heater.
idioscosmos
Apr. 18th, 2007 11:46 pm (UTC)
DOOD! AH AM TEH HEROES!!
aubkabob
Apr. 18th, 2007 11:51 pm (UTC)
Indeed.

And now I have to pee.
idioscosmos
Apr. 19th, 2007 12:22 am (UTC)
Yay for Aubkapizzle

OK...even as a joke...I am now unclean.


Tainted if you will.
aubkabob
Apr. 19th, 2007 12:25 am (UTC)
Oh, you are so lucky I wasn't eating or drinking when I read that, you would be buying me a new keyboard!
peacheasy
Apr. 15th, 2007 04:22 pm (UTC)
it's spelled masturbation
hottergirl01
Apr. 15th, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
that's what i was gonna say....smartass! you got to it first! :-)

if you're a smartass, that makes me one too...just slower.
aubkabob
Apr. 18th, 2007 06:52 pm (UTC)
I was drunk!!! That's my defense.
aubkabob
Apr. 18th, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
I was drunk! Normally, I wouldn't have misspelled the name of my favorite date!
peacheasy
Apr. 18th, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
Pretty coherent post for being drunk...
aubkabob
Apr. 18th, 2007 06:57 pm (UTC)
The backspace is my friend.
faetal
Apr. 15th, 2007 04:40 pm (UTC)
sorry i didnt text you back, its very difficult for me to do so sometimes.
hope saturday went better than friday.

/hugs
lemme know if there's a time that we can get together next week. I'll come clean your house a bit!
aubkabob
Apr. 18th, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
Thanks so much, dear. I think we're friends enough to know that even if we don't always hear from the other person, it's safe to say they think about us and what we're going through sometimes.

GROUP HUG!!
hottergirl01
Apr. 15th, 2007 05:41 pm (UTC)
it's also spelled LAVENDER. there goes my smart ass! :-)
aubkabob
Apr. 18th, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
again, missy, I WAS DRUNK!! ;)

Unlike when I first started on LJ, that almost never happens anymore. Hell, if you read the early days of aubkabob or especially the entries in aubreystar, it's amazing I have any liver left!
i_beckygardens
Apr. 16th, 2007 04:04 am (UTC)
I'm sorry you left your band. I know it was a hard decision.
aubkabob
Apr. 18th, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
It was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, but everything happens for a reason. I'm sure that it's all part of the grand scheme of things.
ignusfaatus
Apr. 17th, 2007 05:58 am (UTC)
hi aubs. I hear there are hot springs down by where you are. Do you know anything about them or where I can find them?
aubkabob
Apr. 18th, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Yanno? I want to say I've heard of them, but....?!?! I'll have to ask stanieldaniel when he gets up (or you can just add him - he's the awesomest of friends and my roommate and my brother's boyfriend, yes he is.) He seems to know all the secrets about the area!
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