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Still looking for a kind soul to take me to the pet-fixin place on Tuesday and Wednesday morning. I would need to be there by 830 am (painful, I know.) I can probably make it on the bus, but am terrified of Bacci howling the whole way and everyone getting angry at me. I will be willing to pay $20. (Per trip or per total, I will leave that up to the driver...) i.e. if one person is able to make it one day but not the next, I will still give you $20.

Weird dreams last night.

I dreamed that I hypnotized Gavin Rossdale into having sex with me (he had many prince albert type piercings), and Gwen Stefani was out to get my ass. I didn't care, though, because having sex with him gave me so much ENERGY, that I rode outside on an elephant and held my hands out to stop the rain from falling from the heavens. "Outside" consisted of Monticello, Iowa, the town I lived in until I was 8 1/2 that I dream about all. the. freaking. time. A hindu priest came up to me and exclaimed at my power.

I rode the elephant up a mountain to play with the weather. First, I painted the sky with six rainbows. Then, I caused great winds (though my power only brought light breezes) and snow in July! Thunder, lightning, dark clouds.... just so I could brush it all away and save the day.

P.S. - my elephant was invisible after the initial going outting. I remember looking down at the snowy mountain top and being afraid I would fall.

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sunnylioness
May. 11th, 2007 06:15 pm (UTC)
I rode the elephant up a mountain to play with the weather

Those majestic Iowa mountains? ;-)
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aintesduck
May. 11th, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC)
I wanna control the weather! ^_^
idioscosmos
May. 11th, 2007 09:20 pm (UTC)
Prince albert is kind of a hoop vertically through the head and out the urethra. Lots of them seems like it'd be...ouchy.
eatsoylentgreen
May. 11th, 2007 10:22 pm (UTC)
that's really good sex
sweet_tiff4prez
May. 11th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
thats a nice dream
macmanchad
May. 12th, 2007 12:32 am (UTC)
I'd take you, but I have to be at work at 8:00 on both days.
bellerisa
May. 12th, 2007 09:23 am (UTC)
WOW - you have amazingly vivid and wonderful dreams! I wonder what it all meant.
faetal
May. 14th, 2007 03:57 pm (UTC)
Dan said he was taking you.
If he's unable then I guess I can, but you'd need to be warned that there's a high possibility that Laurel will scream the entire time.
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