Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo (aubkabob) wrote,
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo

Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinking what a pretty world it would be...

Still looking for a kind soul to take me to the pet-fixin place on Tuesday and Wednesday morning. I would need to be there by 830 am (painful, I know.) I can probably make it on the bus, but am terrified of Bacci howling the whole way and everyone getting angry at me. I will be willing to pay $20. (Per trip or per total, I will leave that up to the driver...) i.e. if one person is able to make it one day but not the next, I will still give you $20.

Weird dreams last night.

I dreamed that I hypnotized Gavin Rossdale into having sex with me (he had many prince albert type piercings), and Gwen Stefani was out to get my ass. I didn't care, though, because having sex with him gave me so much ENERGY, that I rode outside on an elephant and held my hands out to stop the rain from falling from the heavens. "Outside" consisted of Monticello, Iowa, the town I lived in until I was 8 1/2 that I dream about all. the. freaking. time. A hindu priest came up to me and exclaimed at my power.

I rode the elephant up a mountain to play with the weather. First, I painted the sky with six rainbows. Then, I caused great winds (though my power only brought light breezes) and snow in July! Thunder, lightning, dark clouds.... just so I could brush it all away and save the day.

P.S. - my elephant was invisible after the initial going outting. I remember looking down at the snowy mountain top and being afraid I would fall.
Tags: dreams

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