i got an email saying someone did.
i'm bad at guessing.
even after walking into my surprise party and having to push balloons out of my face to get through the door, i still didn't realize it was my surprise party. i'm bad at this.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do you…
WOMEN AND PUBLIC TOILETS My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet…
i found this old withered joke in my inbox from 7/01, and it reminded me of a post i did recently (*whew* some emails down, only 938 left to go!)…
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do you…
WOMEN AND PUBLIC TOILETS My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet…
i found this old withered joke in my inbox from 7/01, and it reminded me of a post i did recently (*whew* some emails down, only 938 left to go!)…