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Something I left out of my post yesterday...

My work pants are old, and I HATE shopping, so I've been putting off buying pants until the last possible second.

Welp, the inside left seam of my pants tore a bit during work, but not enough to embarass. It WAS enough, however, for my thighs to rub against each other and chafe. (Sexy mental impression, I know.)

Fast forward a few hours of this happening around work, and then a half hour walk home in VERY hot and QUITE humid weather.. the pants stuck to my sweaty legs, resulting in quite a .. rub wound when I got home. I didn't think it was that bad, but didn't like the pain of the wound against fabric, so I put a non adhesive pad on it and went about my way.

When I was getting ready for bed last night, I realized that the nonstick pad had most certainly stuck to the wound. In fact, something quite undelicious had soaked quite through the pad, adhering it completely. (Not blood.) I pulled it off.... oh my GAW, the PAIN. I was in the upstairs bathroom panting, with the wound weeping down my leg. How on earth would I get my pants back on? Oy.

To make a short story long, I had to put another pad on to sleep in, and removed it again this morning so that the still weeping wound can get some air. I'm wearing shorts (something I never do) and walking around the house like a sumo wrestler to prevent my thighs from touching.

It's really meaty. And really disgusting. But kinda cool.

Anyhoo.

After making this post yesterday about where else on the interwebs you can find me, I also started a...

FACEBOOK.
GREATESTJOURNAL.
DIARYLAND.
BLOGSPOT.

Again, to find out where else on the webs you can find me, check out yesterday's post and add me to your netflixes and your neopets and your miscellaneouseses.

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crushdmb
Jun. 4th, 2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
I LOVE Old Navy's "At Waist Essential Pants". I think you can only get them online now. But they rule. And are comfy. Sometimes on sale but still not too expensive. And I love them.
gldngrrl
Jun. 4th, 2007 07:09 pm (UTC)
owie
I suggest you put some neosporin with pain relief stuff on it before the non stick pad. Will take away the burn and keep it from sticking.

Sounds like excoriated skin... and that hurts SO bad!! Poor baby.
aubkabob
Jun. 4th, 2007 09:37 pm (UTC)
Re: owie
Sadly, I DID put neosporin on it last night, and it still stuck like a bitch. I'm keeping it open today to hopefully stop weeping and dry out a bit - so far, it's helping, methinks - it's not absolutely DROOLING anymore.
madamealexis
Jun. 4th, 2007 08:41 pm (UTC)
That sounds totally painful!

We have humid weather here too. That's when I break out the corn starch. It stops chaffing and heat rash.
view_from_here
Jun. 4th, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
Oh man, that sucks! I hate when my thighs rub together.

I only have 2 pairs of pants so my mom told me to go buy some new ones when I get my first paycheck.
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allmypulp
Jun. 4th, 2007 11:48 pm (UTC)
From running long distance a great remedy is vasoline. You only need a real thin layer, and it works fine.
macmanchad
Jun. 5th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
The Adventures of Aubrey and Her Pants.
I LOLed.
hottergirl01
Jun. 5th, 2007 04:00 am (UTC)
hell yeah this was funny as hell!
That shit does hurt though. You know what also works? Powder in the morning. But not lotion AND powder! You don't wanna make a paste! (Friends episode...Ross and the leather pants!)
sircaliban
Jun. 5th, 2007 06:48 am (UTC)
Man.. there's pieces of you all over the internet.. I was just bound to run into you somewhere on here.
toongirl
Jun. 5th, 2007 12:41 pm (UTC)
Welp, the inside left seam of my pants tore a bit during work, but not enough to embarass. It WAS enough, however, for my thighs to rub against each other and chafe. (Sexy mental impression, I know.)


I did a spit-take.

Seriously.

All over one of my cats who was innocently sleeping on my desk.

She's ticked off at me now.


ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Sorry to hear about yer pants. Tragedy, even.
kateri_kachina
Jun. 5th, 2007 05:46 pm (UTC)
Once the wound stops weeping, I highly suggest the use of Gold Bond powder. That way you can walk around a little more easily. Hope you're feeling better soon! *hugs*
aintesduck
Jun. 6th, 2007 02:42 am (UTC)
Ouch. :P
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