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More weird dreams last night.

I was a junkie trying to score some... whatever my drug was. (It was something like heroin or meth, but I can't remember for certain.) I was at the beginning of my junkie days, meaning I still felt mostly sane and such, though I had run out of money and was going to trade sex for my drugs. Brad Pitt and Ed Norton showed up my house with the goods, but they were undercover cops. I sexed them (Brad Pitt had theeeee most disgusting penis EVUR, like a VERY slimy weird flap of skin) and took the drugs, but before I could do anything else, they staged an intervention with my family and friends (though I didn't really know anyone who showed up for it, just knew in my dream that they were family members, my father, my aunt, my best blonde friend from high school.) They handed me a green grape to pray over, symbolizing wine and all its evils.

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jp7
Jun. 22nd, 2007 02:25 pm (UTC)
I always suspected that about Brad Pitt. :)
aubkabob
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC)
Me, too. I never got why he .. I guess he's so beyond not my type.
aintesduck
Jun. 22nd, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)
Whoa, freaky! ^_^
hottergirl01
Jun. 23rd, 2007 01:17 am (UTC)
seriously, you dreams are hilarious!!
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