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Why in the HELL did I dream that I had sex with JEWEL?!?!? I had come home from work, and she was sitting in my living room, playing a piano she had brought with her. I looked at my brother and jerked a thumb in her direction. "Why is SHE here?" I asked with disdain. My brother shrugged and went back to reading. My brother left, Jewel said she was going to leave, but I made her take her clothes off first, and give me a little lovin.

?!????!??!????

Yanno - I had figured that one of my first lesbian dreams EVER wouldn't involve an artist I loathe. (If you even want to call her "an artist"...)

But then I went around in my dream, demanding anything with a penis have sex with me. I didn't like anyone's techniques.

One REALLY cool part of the dream, I walked into an outdoor like room and was aware I was dreaming. I put my dream on hold so that I could look around the room to pick up any symbolism in order to interpret later. I saw a chalk marking on the floor and kept reproducing it so that I would remember when I awoke.

Unfortunately, I remember nothing, other than it was in blue and orange. I think something like:

C
6

Was written repeatedly as the first part, and then a B... or something.

Anyhoo. Back to my game and a cup o tea. I'm finally getting used to making loose leaf tea - I'm putting in a good amount (less than I had thought I needed) so that it no longer tastes like dirt.

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aintesduck
Jul. 9th, 2007 01:48 pm (UTC)
Woo woo, sex dream! ^_~

It's always neat when you realize that you're dreaming during a dream.
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apirka
Jul. 9th, 2007 04:37 pm (UTC)
HAH! That's what I was thinkin'...
(Anonymous)
Jul. 9th, 2007 03:33 pm (UTC)
Well its good that these are amusing and not bothering you right? the thing that got me was that she brought a piano with her. I was thinking like full sized grand piano! With the way I imagine your house (conceived by no real information) that it would be interesting to just walk in and see some small woman behind a huge piano and all you do is thumb and ask "she why is she here?"

Have fun.

Stu-
sircaliban
Jul. 9th, 2007 04:00 pm (UTC)
I can honestly say I've never dreamed of having sex with Jewel. I think that would classify the dream as a nightmare.

Maybe the message you were trying to remember was some kind of code.. C6 B5 E4..

yep.. looks like code to me.. so now you are going to have to dream about breaking the code!

zon14
Jul. 9th, 2007 04:03 pm (UTC)
It's obvious. The C6 chord! Then you must have a progression to a B something. Bmin7 perhaps?
beckatsila
Jul. 9th, 2007 07:17 pm (UTC)
"My hands are small, I know,
I'll run them over aubkabob..."
*ducks as aubkabob throws grand piano at beckatsila*
nothinganything
Jul. 9th, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC)
She's not really an artist; just a misguided lesbo pornstar.


Ugh, I did not just say that.
machmed
Jul. 11th, 2007 04:28 am (UTC)
I've had some pretty awkward "sex" dreams myself--too embarrassing to detail here.

Also, I always love lucid dreaming. Though I never do anything too exciting during them, except make myself fly/float/hover. For some reason, I tend to enjoy that a lot when I'm in dreamland.
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